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Walter's Day Off

a days before

Things had begun to calm down in the Hellsing Mansion. No strong vampires had appeared, no one was trying to take over and torch all of England, life at the time was good. At least that's what Integra thought as she sat in her office chair being able to surf the internet for something not vampire related. Integra smiled to herself as she logged in to her most favorite website of all, the Hello Kitty homepage. Just as she was about to voice her opinion on the thread titled "Is Hello Kitty a white Persian or a pale Siamese" a knock came at her door. Slightly annoyed she minimized her window and brought up another one which had the Google search results of "Strange killings with neck bites".

"Enter" sighed Integra, whoever it was better make it quick. Walter entered then bowed slightly.

"I've brought the day's mail Sir Integra."

"Thank You Walter just sit it on the table by the door, I'll get to it in a bit." Integra turned back to her laptop waiting for the reassuring click of the door before she pulled back up the window to continue her debate, but the sound never came. She looked back up to see Walter still standing in front of her. "Is there something else you needed?" she asked in a slightly strained tone. Walter straitened up and began his case, "Yes ma'm, I was wondering if I could have the day off tomorrow. You see today I received and invitation requesting that I attend a Butler's Convention-"

Integra nodded waving a hand for him to go "Yes, it's fine you're free to leave."

"But Sir Integra tomorrow-"

"Just Go!"

Walter gave a small bow concealing a smile before he left the room "Yes Miss." As the door closed behind him Walter gave a sigh of relief. It seemed someone else would have the joys of serving Sir Integra tomorrow. He then picked up his suitcase and began heading down the hall towards the front entrance of the mansion where he already had a cab waiting. Just as he was about to open the front door to his freedom a voice spoke up behind him.

"Walter sir, where are you going?"

He turned around to see Seras staring at him with wholly innocent eyes, and found that he could not leave her to endure the tortures he periodically had to face. "It's time."

Seras gave Walter a quizzical look "What?"

Walter sighed and then began to speak a little slower "For Integra…it's time."

Seras stared at Walter for a bit before realization suddenly dawned upon her face. "Ohhh."

Walter smiled "Yes well then, cheerio Miss Victoria." He then rather hurriedly opened the front door and walked briskly to cabs Seras watched as the cab drove down the driveway burning rubber as it left, She then began to hustle down the hall towards Integra's office. She suddenly found herself running into an object which turned out to be Pip.

"Woah were are you off to in such a hurry kitten?" asked Pip filled with concern. Seras straightened up and whispered frantically "Code Red!" then proceeded to dash down the hall. Pip stood there for a minute the pieces slowly his eyes widening more with each click. "Hey Seras wait up!"

Seras and Pip then simultaneously ran into Integra's office. Integra not expecting their sudden intrusion clasped her hands over her laptop. "What do you two want?!

Seras bravely spoke first. "Sir Integra Pip and I were wondering if we could have tomorrow off?"

"Yes yes it's perfectly fine" waved Integra, hoping they'd leave her office soon so she could get back to her Hello Kitty Fanclub message boards.

"And the guys-" spoke up Pip.

"Yes they can have the day off too." said Integra quickly "Now please leave." Seras and Pip shared a smile as they left Integra's office. Seras suggested they go check out the new club that opened downtown to which Pip agreed and so they left along with most everyone else in the mansion, no one planning to return until the next day.