KAKASHI!!!!!!" a loud yet all so familiar voice echoed the room. Kakashi held his head in frustration watching an angry Anko enter the room.

"Yes dear what is it?" Anko's eye almost exploded out of her eye sockets. She turned red as an apple and stuck an Icha Icha Paradise book in his face.

"I found this under our matress…that's the fifth one this week! I want to find no more of these dirty books think what would happen if the children find them!!" Kakashi Jr. walked into the room.

"Did you call me mom?" He asked. Anko put on a motherly face and encouraged her son into another room.

"I'm just talking to Daddy right now…go…go…go get ready for school hon." Anko's facade dropped fast as she turned red faced back to Kakashi. But he was no where in sight all left in his place was a giant straw scarecrow.

About two weeks later…

Kakashi silteny tip-toed into his house. No one was home so he let out a large sigh. But the jonin was still anxious so he hurrily got to the hall closet and dispelled a genjutsu that was held on an old dusty box. He reached inside and pulled out one of his prized Icha Icha Paradise books. He held his hand over his mouth and blushed consumed by the pageturner. After he finished his book he activate the genjutsu once more. Walking innocently down the stairs, passed Anko, he went off to his next mission.