Disclaimer: I do not own Wicked. I know I'm brilliant, folks, but I'm not that brilliant!
Summary: So, I've managed to coax all of Wicked's principal characters into The Conference Room of My Mind, where you can... wait for it... ask them anything you like! This chapter is for introductions! Just a bit of silly fun for all!
Chapter One
Introductions
Okay, people. You're in here for the long haul whether you like it or not, and I can't let you out until you've had the good grace to answer these people's questions –
ELPHABA: What? You can't keep us locked up in here!
I'm afraid I can, for the time being at least. Enjoy the cakes and coffee.
NESSA: (muttering) I don't want your cake.
GLINDA: I am supposed to be going to a party at the Ozdust Ballroom tonight with Fiyero I'll have you know! You'd better not make us late!
FIYERO: Didn't I tell you, Glinda? I'm going with Fae.
GLINDA: What??? But – you didn't say – Oh, you!!
(Glinda promptly dissolves into floods of tears)
ELPHABA: Why didn't you tell her? I thought you'd already dropped the proverbial bombshell.
FIYERO: I forgot
ELPHABA: You forgot? Are you chronically stupid?!
BOQ: Miss Glinda, you could always come to the Ozdust with me
ALL: Boq, shut up!
Now, now, ladies and gents, there is absolutely no need to argue! You'll get to your ball or whatever it is on time. But right now, there are a lot of people who want to talk to you. You're, um, how shall I put this? You're celebrities!
GLINDA: (brightening up) Oh, I always wanted to be famous!
So, they're all here in my little conference room! Ask them anything you want! First off – it's Glinda's turn!
A/N: There is no specific time-frame within which this takes place, since it's obviously AU. Fire away!