A/N This is just a little something I thought was funny and random. Its not well written and its shortso don't expect much.

"ARREST THAT GIRL FOR UNLAWFUL SEDUCTION!!!"

Everyone in the room froze and stared as the Knave pointed at Alice. Alice got angry and placed her hands on her hip "excuse me?!" she said angrily which confused the red soldiers going forward, and made them stop.

Hatter and Mallymkun looked confused but Alice continued on "you're the one who flirted with me! I would never hit on YOU!" she said derisively her nose scrunching up at the mere thought.

Stayne's face turned red as a few of the red soldiers chuckled at that, but before he could say anything Hatter spoke up. "What is going on?" he asked turning to Alice.

Alice turns to him "I was walking down the hall minding my own business when he" she gestured to Stayne "came up to me, grabs my arms, and pretty much just flat out tells me he likes me, he was all creepy to" she shivered in disgust "I like you Um" she says in the whispery voice Stayne used mocking him outright.

By now Stayne is completely red from anger or embarrassment or a combination of the two. "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? ARREST HER!!" he yells at the guards, who try to control their laughter whole moving forward to grab her.

Hatter whose eyes have oddly enough turned red pulls Alice behind him and throws the fabric rolls hitting the knights as the Knave rushes forward to capture Alice, Hatter blocks him snarling angrily "ye'll not lay a hand on her" Mallymkun yells for Alice to run, before freezing and Stayne goes wide-eyed "Alice?"

Hatter's eyes go narrow and yells for Alice to run, she bolts for the door Vorpal sword in hand. Stayne pushes Hatter away and chases after her out the door. Hatter sits on the floor of the room, his eyes still red but he is oddly still. Finally he speaks, "Mallymkun if come Frabjous day I am still alive, Stayne is mine."

Yeah I know it was stupid but it has been bugging me for awhile now to write something like this. Also come on you gotta admit you could so see Alice doing this.