Briefly, this is a parody of the song "Twelve Days of Christmas," but Phantom-themed. I will post a chapter per day focusing on different characters until Christmas. Enjoy!
On the first day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… a mannequin that looks just like me.
On the second day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… two wedding dresses and a mannequin that looks just like me.
On the third day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… three new operas, two wedding dresses, and a mannequin that looks just like me.
On the fourth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… four journeys through the mirror, three new operas, two wedding dresses, and a mannequin that looks just like me.
On the fifth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… five stolen rings, four journeys through the mirror, three new operas, two wedding dresses, and a mannequin that looks just like me.
On the sixth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… six hand-knitted red scarves, five stolen rings, four journeys through the mirror, three new operas, two wedding dresses, and a mannequin that looks just like me.
On the seventh day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… seven drawings of my face, six hand-knitted red scarves, five stolen rings, four journeys through the mirror, three new operas, two wedding dresses, and a mannequin that looks just like me.
On the eighth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… eight new daddy issues, seven drawings of my face, six hand-knitted red scarves, five stolen rings, four journeys through the mirror, three new operas, two wedding dresses, and a mannequin that looks just like me.
On the ninth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… nine locks of my hair, eight new daddy issues, seven drawings of my face, six hand-knitted red scarves, five stolen rings, four journeys through the mirror, three new operas, two wedding dresses, and a mannequin that looks just like me.
On the tenth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… ten music lessons, nine locks of my hair, eight new daddy issues, seven drawings of my face, six hand-knitted red scarves, five stolen rings, four journeys through the mirror, three new operas, two wedding dresses, and a mannequin that looks just like me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… eleven sappy love letters, ten music lessons, nine locks of my hair, eight new daddy issues, seven drawings of my face, six hand-knitted red scarves, five stolen rings, four journeys through the mirror, three new operas, two wedding dresses, and a mannequin that looks just like me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me… twelve bushels of roses, eleven sappy love letters, ten music lessons, nine locks of my hair, eight new daddy issues, seven drawings of my face, six hand-knitted red scarves, five stolen rings, four journeys through the mirror, three new operas, two wedding dresses, and a mannequin that looks just like me.