Banjo and Kazooie were both shocked. The two were standing on the edge of a mountain overlooking Oakdale, Illinois, with neither of the two realizing how they were teleported there.
"This... is kind of surreal. Weren't we watching this soap?" Banjo commented as he scratched his head after adjusting his yellow shorts, looking around the entire scope of the scenic city.
"Seems like somebody teleported us here to mess with us," Kazooie stated as she lowered her eyelids, brushing her right red feathery wing around as she stuck out of the blue backpack. "Probably Dumbo playing another trick on us."
"Well, we better not stand here. We better go and see if we freak out any of the humans here," Banjo explained as he began running down the hill to head into the township proper.
"It better not involve us collecting more useless junk. Something tells me that there's probably 13,858 items to collect knowing the writer," Kazooie blurted out as he placed both of her wings on the backpack, trying to keep herself stable.
Watching this from the distance was Gruntilda, who laughed as she tapped her fingertips together, the green warty witch being responsible for teleporting the bear and bird duo she hated so much into the soap opera world in the first place.
"Soon they will learn and then feel intense burns," Grunty rhymed as she cackled to herself. "That they'll be in pain as the world turns!"