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Best Friend

Best friends. Yeah that's a good term to use for us but I would like to think that the term brothers is more appropriate. I have a lot of friends. Bulma says it's because of my good heart. Yamcha says it's because he could learn some things for my fighting skills. Master Roshi says it's because I'm a good student. But Krillin says it's because I'm the only person in the world who actually and sincerely cares about him. And that's true. I do honestly and sincerely care about Krillin, he's my best friend, my brother.

Everybody I've ever met has tried to fight me or kill me in one way or another. With Krillin it was very similar to sibling rivalry. Him priming for Master Roshi's love and affection, and me competing for food. That's all I ever cared about. Food, fighting, and Krillin. We were both there for each other, always. Most nights Krillin would wake up screaming from his horrible nightmare, and I would be by his side. I wouldn't ask him what happened and he wouldn't tell me. I would just hold him until he cried himself to sleep.

Then on those thunderstorms I hated so much, Krillin would offer to stay in my room because he knew I couldn't sleep. When I whimpered at the loud sounds he would whisper to me that everything was going to be alright. Then he would sing the song he remembered his mom singing to him, the only memory he had of his parents before he was abandoned in that monk temple. "Sleep darling the day has been long, now one will hurt you because you are strong. And if you feel that you should lose, I'll be right there to lose with you."

For years since we were five years old, him a month older, we did this routine. Giving each other the love we craved in our souls. We were orphans. My only family was Grandpa Gohan and he died. And Krillin's only family was Master Roshi, and he was too much into his perverted magazines to really notice. Not that I ever understood why Master Roshi loved those damn things. So Krillin and I were brothers, we had a bond no one could ever break.

I remember one day when we were about fifteen years old, Yamcha slept over the Kame house. Tien had been injured in a spar and Lunch was watching over him, and according to Yamcha they were gonna do a lot more. He wanted to wait until everyone was asleep to go on his little spy mission. That's why he rushed into Krillin's room when he heard him waking up from his nightmare again. He ran in and saw me holding Krillin as he cried.

"Oh," he said, "I didn't know you two were gay."

"Gay!" Krillin said angrily, "we're not gay you moron!"

"What's gay?" I asked innocently.

"Oh you really aren't gay!" Yamcha said laughing.

"This is just something that happens to me a lot and Goku always comforts me," Krillin said.

"Oh, well be careful, it could be misconstrued," Yamcha said.

"Wait, what's gay?" I asked.

"It means homosexual, when two men or two women get together and have a relationship and have sex," Yamcha explained.

"But Bulma says that the only people who have this 'sex' thing, whatever that is, are a woman and a man," I said scratching my head, as usual.

"No that's the societal way," Yamcha said, "evidently homosexuality is looked down upon. Two men or two women getting together is considered to be a horrible sin."

"In my opinion they could do whatever they want, just get away from me," Krillin said.

"So I shouldn't hug Krillin when he cries," I said.

"No, just give him a man hug," Yamcha said.

"Ok, even I don't know what that is," Krillin said.

"Here I'll show you," Yamcha said walking over to me. He placed his arm across my shoulders and his other hand was patting my shoulder. "That's a man hug, not too intimate, and the mark of just friends."

"Oh, I see," I said.

"Ok, well I wouldn't want people to call me gay as well, it's enough with ugly freak," Krillin commented.

"Good I'm glad I taught you something," Yamcha said, "and you are not an ugly freak!"

"Well you taught us everything Yamcha," Krillin said.

"Yeah," I agreed, "though that sex thing still confuses me."

Yamcha's face lit up as an idea hit him. "Oh Goku, I think I know a way to show you what sex is all about," Yamcha said, "both of you follow me, and be very quiet."

Krillin and I stood up and followed Yamcha down the hallway to Lunch's room. "Yamcha what are you doing, Lunch is asleep!" Krillin whispered harshly, "if you wake her and she's blonde she will shoot us!"

"Trust me my short friend," Yamcha said, "she's not asleep."

"Then what is doing?" I asked.

"Exactly what you're confused about, sex," Yamcha said, "now follow me through that vent, it will give a full view of her room." Yamcha jumped up into the vent and started crawling inside. I followed him and Krillin after me. Krillin had it easiest being the shortest and skinniest. We got to the vent opening, which was wide enough to fit four people lying side by side. This was probable's Master Roshi's invention. So the three of us laid side by side and made sure to keep our Ki down as we looked into the room.

There on Lunch's bed was the blonde-haired beauty riding Tien like there was no tomorrow. Tien just groaned and held her hips as she slammed down on him. "If your other half finds out we've been sleeping together she would fucking kill me," Tien said lifting her up and slamming her back down on him roughly. This seemed to have an effect on Lunch because she let out a very loud moan. I had never heard that sound before, and I had a weird feeling in the pit of my stomach.

"Just…don't…make…me…sneeze," Lunch said leaning forward and rolling her hips down on him. He hissed and pulled her down for a kiss as she kept rolling her hips.

Tien suddenly thrust upward making Lunch jolt up making her hair fly out and rub against her nose. "Ahh-ahhh" she said.

"Oh no!" Tien said freezing in his place, there was nothing he could do but hope it passed.

The three of us stared wide-eyed, surely the purple-haired Lunch was going to get mad and we'd never seen her mad before. "AHCHOOO!" she exclaimed her hair turning dark and her eyes dazed and confused. She looked at her surroundings, she was in her room but she was naked and sitting on something very hard. She shifted a bit and gasped when she felt something inside of her. She looked down slowly and saw Tien looking up at her with a horrified expression.

"Oh my," she said looking down at her pussy and gasping, "did she?"

"I'm sorry Lunch," Tien said immediately, "I shouldn't have! It was wrong of me." Tien sat up so he could get her off of him and she gasped.

"Wait wait!" she said putting her hand on his chest. Tien froze and looked at her, "I have a feeling she's gonna keep on sleeping with you," Lunch said, "you could leave now and maybe next time I'll find myself on my knees with your thingy in my mouth."

Tien was visibly sweating and I gave Krillin a confused look. The private stick doesn't go in someone's mouth! We pee with that thing! Krillin noticed my confusion and smiled. I turned to Yamcha who was sweating very much. He had his hand in his pants and he watched the scene intently while rubbing himself. Krillin says that's what men are supposed to do when they feel stressed, however, I've never tried it, I don't know how.

"So what are you saying here?" Tien said.

Lunch sighed and lifted herself up until the head of his cock was barely inside of her, then she slammed herself back down on him and let out a moan. Tien groaned and Lunch did it again. She did it again and again, agonizingly slow. With a growl Tien flipped them over and started thrusting into her wildly. He pounded mercilessly and rested his head in the crook of her neck. "Yes!" Lunch moaned arching her back as Tien continued in a frenzy.

They all felt Tien's Ki fluctuating and rising dramatically. His thrusts were harder, they were certain he was bruising her, but for some reason Lunch didn't look like she was in pain. She was biting her lip and telling him to do it faster and harder! Why does she want to be ripped in half! Then I saw something snap within Lunch, her legs shot straight out and she started trembling. Her eyes were wide and her mouth was open releasing a loud shriek. I heard Tien moaning and his thrusts were getting erratic.

Krillin pointed out the juices that were spilling out of Lunch and then I felt Yamcha tensing next to me. He was obviously doing the same thing as Tien at this moment, because Tien let out a loud grunt and he pulled out his cock, releasing spurt after spurt of cum all over Lunch's stomach. Tien stiffened a bit as if sensing a Ki and we took it as a cue to book it. Krillin had a 'wow' expression on his face and Yamcha was trying to wipe of the mess he left on his trousers.

"T-that was sex?" I asked with a gulp. "There's no way in hell I could ever do that!"

Then of course I met Chichi.