a/n; habu hyuuga here. i am doing my first fan fiction so be easy.

summary: i was just filing up my car when i turned around at a huge noise. i saw skyscrapers and .......NINJA?!?! um.... Kay..... hey! wheres my car!?! the rabid ferrets will get it. soon i seen a mysterious figure coming towards me. i see.....i see......PEIN! "heya nagato! what year is it? how is konan? wheres my car? you know what a car is?" all i got was, glares... and a heavy head. "wha?!?"i mumbled my eye lids closing. "hn." 'that's what all the silent people say'.

disclaimer: i am nowhere near ever own the naruto series. Masashi Kishimoto owns it. not me.

I, am karasu koku. Yes my last name means black and my parents thought it cool too name their daughter 'crow black'. they especially love it when formal events happen so when they call name and they do the thing where they switch it around my names black crow. Any ways, my hair is long black and incredibly straight. It goes down to my thighs and is usually either braided in a low pony tail kind of like a mix between neji's and kin's.

my hair has silver and red highlights that i colored in. lets face nobody really has hair like that. i have deep green eyes with huge pupils. i am 16 and 5'5. i just happen to be wearing black baggy jeanstucked into black, fuzzy boots that covered 3/4 of my shin. i have on a puke green shit that has the horse kanji on it and a fuzzy black zip up sweater. i am a huge naruto fan. i keep up to date on online manga, and on line subtitles.

i head for the door and to the garage. its a nice day in my town. i click the button on the outside of the garage. the garage door opens.(duh) i jump inside to get out my junkyard car. ii love this thing. it stinks, it runs like crap, but its loyal, and that's all that matters. i jump in and start it up.

'crap! im almost out of gas.' better head down to the pump to fill it up.' i hit the gas and drive down to the gas station. my town is rather bare and the gas station with the candy stop is the closest thing we have to a real store. i drive up to the pump on get out. i start to pump the horrid smelling liquind into my vehicle when i suddenly hear a loud noise. almost like a bgggggguuuuwwooom! NOT. boom. i turned around to see what was the racket was. i saw skyscrapers and .......NINJA?!?! um.... Kay..... hey! wheres my car!?! the rabid ferrets will get it. soon i seen a mysterious figure coming towards me. i see.....i see......PEIN! "heya nagato! what year is it? how is konan? wheres my car? you know what a car is?" all i got was, glares... and a heavy head. "wha?!?"i mumbled my eye lids closing. "hn." 'that's what all the silent people say'.

" uuuuuum. dont kill me?"

"why shouldnt i?"

"errrrr... cuz i psychic?"

"prove it."

"whats happened recently?"

"im about to send sasori and deidara out."

"my suggestion, dont."

"why not?"

"he dies"

"prove it."

"sasori has red hair thats short. hes a puppet, a puppet master and was taught everything he knows from his grama. shold i say more in front of all these people?"

"come on."

a/n sorry its short. review and ill give you cheese cake cuz im different!