A/N: This was semi-inspired by "Dumbledore on Your Side" by Tessa Netting.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Hamilton (duh).
Harry & Sirius:
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Voldemort on your side
Bellatrix, Rodolphus & Rabastan:
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Dumbledore on your side
Sirius:
Every action has an equal, opposite reaction
Thanks to Snivellus, the Order's fractured into factions
There's those who trust him, those who don't
But neither side can crack him
Why does he do what he does? Has anyone just asked him?
Harry:
I get no satisfaction witnessing him in the classroom
The way he primps and preens
Like grease and black is some new fashion
The way he gives detentions
And takes house points with twisted passion
And then he goes to Voldemort, with new intel to cash in
Sirius:
This prick is asking for someone to bring him to task
Somebody scrape off the dirt from this vacuous mass
So we can at last unmask him
I'll set a werewolf on him, someone bring a wand and cock it
While we all snored, he got Voldemort in his pocket.
Harry:
Look at all the Prince's spells
Sirius:
Which he wrote!
Harry:
The ink hasn't dried
Harry & Sirius:
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Voldemort on your side
Bellatrix:
So he kept the Dark Lord from returning
His Dark Mark was burning,
He knew the Dark Lord would come back
Rodolphus:
Let's plan our attack
Rabastan:
When we finally know, we'll cut him no slack
Bellatrix:
Protecting the stone and rescuing Potter
The evidence keeps getting hotter and hotter
Rabastan:
If we don't stop it, we aid and abet it.
Rodolphus:
How doesn't he get it?
Rabastan:
Somebody has to stand up for our blood
Rodolphus:
Somebody has to stand up to his crud
Both:
If there's a headmaster someone needs to kill
His most trusted advisor just don't fit the bill!
Bellatrix:
I'm the Dark Lord's right hand, I am complicit in
Watching Snape grabbing at power and kissing it
Our master isn't gon' listen to disciplined dissidents
This is the difference, Snape's gotta get out!
All:
Oh!
Harry & Sirius:
This Slytherin isn't somebody we chose
Bellatrix, Rodolphus & Rabastan:
This half-blood is keeping us all on our toes
All:
Let's show this two-faced traitor what he's up against
Loyal followers who'll give him his comeuppance!
Follow his story and see where it goes
Because everywhere he sticks his over-large nose
Follow his story and see where it leads
Sirius:
Get in the weeds, sowing the seeds of Snivelly's misdeeds.
All:
It must be nice, it must be nice
Bellatrix:
Follow his story and see where it goes.
All:
It must be nice, it must be nice
Harry:
Darkness is what he chose.
All:
We won't be invisible, we won't be denied
Still - it must be nice, it must be nice
To have (Dumbledore/Voldemort) on your side.