Author's Note: Hey, so I was going through all my Word document files on my
computer and I totally was surprised that I found this story. I wrote this
a few years back, and completely forgot about it. In this story, there's
stuff about Endymion and Serenity and the generals and the senshi (y'know,
icky love stuff. J/k, this whole thing is romance) Just cuz of that picture
of the senshi with the generals and all that. And I totally agree with the
coupling (oh dear, that sounded bad) for the Silver Millenium though I'd
have to think about whether they were appropriate for any other time
period. For those of you who aren't aware of what the couples are, they are
Kunzite/Minako, Zoisite/Ami, Nephrite/Makoto, and Jadeite/Rei.
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Disclaimer: (Oh yeah, I should have one of these) So while I wish Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon was mine (think of all the profits!!), it's not. So please don't sue because I don't even pretend to own it.
Disclaimer 2: Word of warning…this isn't about who you think it's about. Trust me.
Princess Klutz
"Okay then! See you all later!" The princess said as she turned around, recognized the sensation of pain and found herself looking up at the earth in the sky. "Ow…"
"Are you alright?!" The other four girls rushed over to ask her.
"Really, you should be more careful." Makoto scolded her lightly. Ami rushed off to get some ice to stop any bumps from arising.
"Yeah." Minako agreed. "Mako-chan's right. You shouldn't always be so klutzy." The princess on the ground laughed bitterly at that. "You should be graceful, like me!" Makoto put a hand to her forehead and shook her head with a sigh.
"Minako-chan, you are anything *but* graceful." The Princess of Jupiter pointed out. Minako pouted shortly. It *was* she who had masqueraded as Princess Serenity anyway.
"You're right. I'm not." The Princess of Venus finally admitted. "But I know who is." The princess on the ground groaned inwardly.
Of course. Her. She's the princess everyone envies. Her beauty, her grace, her intelligence. If only *I* was like her. But, alas, I'm not. Here I am, sitting on the ground, my dress most likely dirtied, a large bump emerging like a mountain on my forehead, my head spinning like crazy. Of course. I'm the ditz. I'm the klutz. I'm the one who runs into inanimate objects, like great big columns. That's me. Princess Rei of Mars.
"Speaking of Serenity, where did she go off to?" Rei asked. "She came over and then she left, right? Or was I hallucinating?" The other girls looked at her as if wanting to say something, but knowing they shouldn't. Go on. Say it. 'Rei, you've lost so many brain cells running into columns and whatnot, it's not a surprise if you *were* hallucinating.'
"She went to go get help," Makoto said. Then added quietly, "...again." Rei groaned. That means she went to get the royal physician. As if I don't see *him* often enough. I can hear it now. 'Your highness, truly, you must be more cautious. I can't always come running whenever you bump into a column. As such has happened three times in the past two days. I have other duties.' Yeah yeah, whatever. *I'm* not the one who always goes to get him. That's Serenity. She's just too nice for her own good.
"Your highness," The old man's voice came ringing through her reverie. "Are you alright?" Ami stood behind the royal doctor with a pack of ice. Good ol' Ami.
"I'm fine." Rei muttered. "I'm sorry to cause so much trouble. I'm sure you have many other patients to be attending too."
"Not at all," The doctor replied with a chuckle. "And plus, you're my favorite patient." I bet. 'Because you do the stupidest things. None of my other patients can match up to your clumsiness.' Rei smiled sweetly at him and sat up. Look, the ground is vertical again. Wait a sec… Rei fell backwards into the arms of the one and only Prince Endymion.
"Endymion!" Serenity gasped delightedly. She looked sharply at the doctor. He covered his eyes in such a way to say 'I saw nothing, I'm leaving.'
"What are you doing here?" Minako whispered fiercely. Endymion shrugged as if the ban on humans coming to the moon was nonexistent.
"I just had to see my beautiful princess." He replied matter-of-factly. He and Serenity shared a short sweet kiss above Rei who was still leaning against Endymion. Yeah. His beautiful princess. And it's not me. Makoto, Minako and Ami looked expectantly at him after the kiss. He just laughed.
"Yes, Princesses, they're here." Makoto, Minako and Ami giggled in glee. Makoto whooped a few times, Minako squealed and Ami grinned like a fool. "Jadeite's here too." Endymion said to Rei. Rei just groaned in frustration. When will that silly schoolboy realize that he's not the one for me? I just don't care for him! And he hangs all over me like ivy! *Poison* ivy!
Serenity smiled at Rei's groan. "Princess Rei, you know that he only means the best. He has truly fallen for you. If only you, too, would fall head- over-heels for him." Falling head over heels wouldn't be too hard with *my* luck. But falling for *him* is impossible. Especially when my heart belongs to Endymion.
"Aw, come on." The Princess of Mars protested. "He's just a boy." I know it. I can feel it. She's gonna say 'And you're just a girl.' But Serenity didn't have the chance.
"He's one of my generals." Endymion said stiffly. He's your lowest ranking general.
"I know, Endymion, but still…" Rei sighed.
"Mars, you could at least go on *one* date with him." Makoto said.
"Yeah!" Minako agreed. "If Kunzite can go for someone like *me*, you'll have no problem with Jadeite."
"Yeah!" Makoto exclaimed. "If *any*one can fall for Minako-chan, you falling for Jadeite is a piece of odango atama." Minako playfully hit Makoto. Whoa…Eeeheeheehee. Serenity's hair looks like odango atama! I can't believe I never noticed before! But…I could *never* say that…not to the princess I'm supposed to protect.
"Fine…" Rei relented. "One date. But he better not fall on the waiter, spill food on me, throw water at me, squeal, cause a mess, attract the whole restaurant's attention or be clumsy in general like he did the last time we were at that dinner with all of you."
"Ah…" Makoto sighed with a twinkle in her eye. "Kindred spirits."
Author's Note (again): Ha! I bet you thought it was gonna be all about Usagi! Well I showed you, didn't I? Er…uh oh…please don't not read my story!! I'm sorry! It'll be interesting (I hope). Really. Anyway….I wrote this story after I drew a picture of Rei in an outfit that could only be described as accident prone. Like, seriously, it could cause a lot of problems. So I pictured Rei as the klutz during the Silver Millenium instead of Usagi. And out popped this story from my mind. Kind of like Athena from Zeus. Uh. Anyway. Stay tuned for the next chapter: the date! o.O
::subliminal message:: Read my other stories. I have, currently, One Day, and Not His Princess up. Go read 'em. Now. Er, not *now* because you've gotta read *this* story. But yay for shameless advertising. :o) ::end of subliminal message::
Disclaimer: (Oh yeah, I should have one of these) So while I wish Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon was mine (think of all the profits!!), it's not. So please don't sue because I don't even pretend to own it.
Disclaimer 2: Word of warning…this isn't about who you think it's about. Trust me.
Princess Klutz
"Okay then! See you all later!" The princess said as she turned around, recognized the sensation of pain and found herself looking up at the earth in the sky. "Ow…"
"Are you alright?!" The other four girls rushed over to ask her.
"Really, you should be more careful." Makoto scolded her lightly. Ami rushed off to get some ice to stop any bumps from arising.
"Yeah." Minako agreed. "Mako-chan's right. You shouldn't always be so klutzy." The princess on the ground laughed bitterly at that. "You should be graceful, like me!" Makoto put a hand to her forehead and shook her head with a sigh.
"Minako-chan, you are anything *but* graceful." The Princess of Jupiter pointed out. Minako pouted shortly. It *was* she who had masqueraded as Princess Serenity anyway.
"You're right. I'm not." The Princess of Venus finally admitted. "But I know who is." The princess on the ground groaned inwardly.
Of course. Her. She's the princess everyone envies. Her beauty, her grace, her intelligence. If only *I* was like her. But, alas, I'm not. Here I am, sitting on the ground, my dress most likely dirtied, a large bump emerging like a mountain on my forehead, my head spinning like crazy. Of course. I'm the ditz. I'm the klutz. I'm the one who runs into inanimate objects, like great big columns. That's me. Princess Rei of Mars.
"Speaking of Serenity, where did she go off to?" Rei asked. "She came over and then she left, right? Or was I hallucinating?" The other girls looked at her as if wanting to say something, but knowing they shouldn't. Go on. Say it. 'Rei, you've lost so many brain cells running into columns and whatnot, it's not a surprise if you *were* hallucinating.'
"She went to go get help," Makoto said. Then added quietly, "...again." Rei groaned. That means she went to get the royal physician. As if I don't see *him* often enough. I can hear it now. 'Your highness, truly, you must be more cautious. I can't always come running whenever you bump into a column. As such has happened three times in the past two days. I have other duties.' Yeah yeah, whatever. *I'm* not the one who always goes to get him. That's Serenity. She's just too nice for her own good.
"Your highness," The old man's voice came ringing through her reverie. "Are you alright?" Ami stood behind the royal doctor with a pack of ice. Good ol' Ami.
"I'm fine." Rei muttered. "I'm sorry to cause so much trouble. I'm sure you have many other patients to be attending too."
"Not at all," The doctor replied with a chuckle. "And plus, you're my favorite patient." I bet. 'Because you do the stupidest things. None of my other patients can match up to your clumsiness.' Rei smiled sweetly at him and sat up. Look, the ground is vertical again. Wait a sec… Rei fell backwards into the arms of the one and only Prince Endymion.
"Endymion!" Serenity gasped delightedly. She looked sharply at the doctor. He covered his eyes in such a way to say 'I saw nothing, I'm leaving.'
"What are you doing here?" Minako whispered fiercely. Endymion shrugged as if the ban on humans coming to the moon was nonexistent.
"I just had to see my beautiful princess." He replied matter-of-factly. He and Serenity shared a short sweet kiss above Rei who was still leaning against Endymion. Yeah. His beautiful princess. And it's not me. Makoto, Minako and Ami looked expectantly at him after the kiss. He just laughed.
"Yes, Princesses, they're here." Makoto, Minako and Ami giggled in glee. Makoto whooped a few times, Minako squealed and Ami grinned like a fool. "Jadeite's here too." Endymion said to Rei. Rei just groaned in frustration. When will that silly schoolboy realize that he's not the one for me? I just don't care for him! And he hangs all over me like ivy! *Poison* ivy!
Serenity smiled at Rei's groan. "Princess Rei, you know that he only means the best. He has truly fallen for you. If only you, too, would fall head- over-heels for him." Falling head over heels wouldn't be too hard with *my* luck. But falling for *him* is impossible. Especially when my heart belongs to Endymion.
"Aw, come on." The Princess of Mars protested. "He's just a boy." I know it. I can feel it. She's gonna say 'And you're just a girl.' But Serenity didn't have the chance.
"He's one of my generals." Endymion said stiffly. He's your lowest ranking general.
"I know, Endymion, but still…" Rei sighed.
"Mars, you could at least go on *one* date with him." Makoto said.
"Yeah!" Minako agreed. "If Kunzite can go for someone like *me*, you'll have no problem with Jadeite."
"Yeah!" Makoto exclaimed. "If *any*one can fall for Minako-chan, you falling for Jadeite is a piece of odango atama." Minako playfully hit Makoto. Whoa…Eeeheeheehee. Serenity's hair looks like odango atama! I can't believe I never noticed before! But…I could *never* say that…not to the princess I'm supposed to protect.
"Fine…" Rei relented. "One date. But he better not fall on the waiter, spill food on me, throw water at me, squeal, cause a mess, attract the whole restaurant's attention or be clumsy in general like he did the last time we were at that dinner with all of you."
"Ah…" Makoto sighed with a twinkle in her eye. "Kindred spirits."
Author's Note (again): Ha! I bet you thought it was gonna be all about Usagi! Well I showed you, didn't I? Er…uh oh…please don't not read my story!! I'm sorry! It'll be interesting (I hope). Really. Anyway….I wrote this story after I drew a picture of Rei in an outfit that could only be described as accident prone. Like, seriously, it could cause a lot of problems. So I pictured Rei as the klutz during the Silver Millenium instead of Usagi. And out popped this story from my mind. Kind of like Athena from Zeus. Uh. Anyway. Stay tuned for the next chapter: the date! o.O