Harry Potter Dojin

Scene One:
The setting was 1981, the Spice Girls were just getting started, and in a far away land Hermione was "buried under an enormous course load". But alas, that wasn't the only load she was buried in. One day in the spring of that year, she saw Ron coming out of one of his weird wizard classes or whatever. She called out, "Ron, I sure do have an enormous load of homework…". Ron, being the ugly ginger faggot that he was had never had a girl say something remotely sexual to him. He was dumbstruck and immediately got a throbbing erection, having not jacked off to wizard porn in 4 whole days. He could not contain himself. Ron exclaimed, "I can help you with your load, or perhaps give you another one." Ron rushed over to her, his 5 inch cock already unsheathed from his gay old wizard jeans and was in his hand, ready. "UwU!", she exclaimed, noticing his bulge, "How did you get it so hard?". "I thought about my mate Harry!", he answered, "I've always wanted to jam my cock in his dad, and well of course his tight rectum as well.". "Well i guess you'll have to settle for this, you fucking homo.", she said as she unbuttoned her blouse, releasing two massive knockers. Ron instantaneously ejaculated, before she had the chance to reveal what else she had in store for him. As the sticky liquid shot out of his 5 inch meat stick, Ron let out a squeal of excitement, having dreamt of this moment for the 16 shitty years of his life. Now disappointed, Hermione let Ron know that she wasn't wet anyway. Almost as if on que, Harry produced from the doorway. "What in the bloody fuck happened here?" was his greeting to them. Seeing the puddle of semen on the concrete floor Harry was instantly erect beyond any erection that viagra could have provided. Ignoring the waiting Hermione, Harry jumped on top of Ron and told him that daddy was gonna take good care of him. What followed was the meatiest, veiniest, and spiciest gay sex ever. Once both of their scrotums were satisfied, Harry whipped out the spaghetti and meatballs. "Gramma's recipe", said Harry. Once he started putting the Italian food into Ron's waiting ass, there was no stopping him. Once both were passed out from exhaustion, Volibear sprang out of the bushes, leaping onto the two the 2 queers, and killing them both with love from his veiny bear cock. Hermione, now pleased that they received their share off life ending intercourse, wanted some of her own. Out came Faker, ready to give her what she wanted. Sadly, however, he could not, as he was Korean and thus had a micro penis. "Can't someone here fuck my tits!?" she said angrily. Out of the main door came bald evil H2K man, fucking a baby. "Nope, don't look at me for pleasure.", he said, while now elbow deep in Faker's urethra. Hermione decided suicide was the answer and killed herself by watching 5 Leafy videos in a row. Hagrid now flew down on Dumbledore's choad, fucking all of the alive and deceased people silly until he himself died too. Santa Claus came and licked a choad then started WW3 thus destroying humanity.
End.
-by Yukichan