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SPN100 Challenge: present. Dean has a mercenary approach to Christmas presents. Especially his own. 100 words.
Also included in the 'A Very Big Pretzel Holiday Challenge 2016: Team Humbug' challenge at SPN BigPretzel on LiveJournal. You should come visit; it'll be better than a beer-can Christmas tree... probably!
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Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Sam woke to the sound of a struggle. He sat up to see his brother holding a knife to the throat of what looked like...
"Santa?" cried Sam in disbelief.
Dean's grin was feral. "Turns out he's the ghost of Christmas Present. Explains how he gets down the chimney."
Santa looked at Sam in wide-eyed terror. "He's already killed my brothers."
"I've had crappy Christmases with more to follow."
Santa gave Dean a shrewd look. "How about every new edition of Busty Asian Babes promptly delivered to your door?"
"Throw in the Bumper Bouncing Christmas Edition and you've a deal!"
(;,;)