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"Kendall, we need to talk," the brunet fumed as he slammed the door to the blond's dressing room shut. Said boy turned to smile at his boyfriend, oblivious to what was wrong.

Narrowing his eyes, James glared at him, ignoring Kendall's beautiful green eyes on him.

"What is this?" The brunet asked furiously, turning his iPhone to let his boyfriend listen to some audio off a radio show the blonde was on a few weeks ago.

"He's just so damn good-looking. He's like a brown-haired Barbie doll."

James cut the audio off, staring angrily at Kendall. The blond stared expectantly at his boyfriend, chuckling. "What? I just said that you were attractive," the boy shrugged, wrapping an arm around James. "'cause you are so. Damn. Good. Looking," he whispered in the brunet's ear, bringing a hand down to squeeze the boy's pert ass.

James sputtered for a second, blushing, before scratching the back of his neck. "But still," he said, composing himself. "Are you trying to make us obvious?"

Kendall laughed, pulling out his phone. "What about this?" The blond smirked as he also pulled up a video, turning to show his boyfriend triumphantly.

"Kendall- he's just such a sweetheart."

The brunet scoffed, staring incredulously at Kendall. "No way- that was a genuine compliment," James stuttered, looking around anxiously. The blond raised an eyebrow at him, shaking his head. "I love you so much," Kendall murmured as he moved back to packing up some more crap from the dressing room, chuckling under his breath.

James fumed, stomping his foot, trying to seem really angry, when, in reality, he'd paid more attention to the last part than his boyfriend's actual comeback. Shaking his head, the brunet stomped over to Kendall, eyeing him angrily. The blond looked up at him blankly, the smallest of smiles still dusting his lips. Sighing, James ran a hand through his hair, breaking eye contact with Kendall.

Suddenly the blond was on top of him. "Jesus, James," Kendall purred in his boyfriend's ear as he stepped up to him, his hands roaming the brunet's body, "You're so fucking cute," the blond murmured, slipping his tongue inside the boy's ear. James clung to his boyfriend, his hands carding through the other's soft blond locks.

Out of nowhere, the sound of the dressing room door being opened rang throughout the relatively large space, the two secret lovers leaping away from each other. The unwelcomed intruder, Logan, gave them a look before stepping in. "What's going on in here? The door was closed," the rowan said obliviously, eyeing both of them, slightly confused. "Scott told us to air out the rooms," he explained, both Kendall and James avoiding eye contact with one another and Logan.

Logan rolled his eyes, muttering something under his breath before exiting the room. "Jesus," the brunet spoke up quietly from across the room, rubbing his head. Kendall nodded his head in response, crawling over to his boyfriend. The brunet stared awkwardly at him, waiting expectantly. The blond smiled before gently leaning in, pressing his lips to James'.

"What in the fuck, guys," a loud voice sounded from the door, Carlos staring blankly at the two. Both boys popped up, racing over to their Latino bandmate and costar. The small boy gazed incredulously at the guys before smirking, giving them suggestive looks. "I knew it! You two totally hook up-"

"Shut the fuck up, Carlitos," both boys warned, clamping their hands around their friend's mouth and glancing both directions down the clear hallway. The Latino smiled childishly at the two, bouncing giddily as he stared at Kendall and James, who were blushing beet red.

Glancing at each other, they decided through an intense stare that their innocent bandmate was a witness, the not-so-secret-anymore boyfriends roughly pulling the Latino into Kendall's dressing room before closing the door.

"Sit down, bitch," James commanded Carlos cruelly, Kendall cat-calling at his lover. "Ohh, that was hot as fuck, babe," the blond commented, winking at the fuming, though slightly embarrassed looking brunet. "Kennn…"

Carlos smiled giddily as he watched Kendall flirt openly with his boyfriend, James blushing as he looked away. "What? Carlos knows, so," the blond trailed off, holding up his hands in defense as they sat down on either side of the Latino.

"So," the Latino started excitedly, noting how Kendall's gaze flickered from James' eyes to his lips and back. "How, uh, long?"

James glanced back at Carlos defiantly. "What's it to ya?" The brunet hissed, eyeing the Latino. His boyfriend nudged him, exchanging dialogue with James before staring back at Carlos. "Started dating a year into BTR- so five years," the blond responded, smiling passionately at his lover. The brunet grinned back at him brightly, blushing.

Carlos' eyebrow quirked. "But what about-"

"Jamie!" A squeaky, annoying voice sounded down the hall, James' and Kendall's gazes meeting for a moment. Suddenly an agitated blonde girl appeared at Kendall's dressing room door, glaring into the room at James. "Honey, I told you I was coming," she said, ignoring Kendall but waving cheerily at Carlos as she padded to her boyfriend. James glanced hopelessly at Kendall and Carlos before staring back at his girlfriend. "Halston, I have freedom to leave my dressing room when I like," he hissed, the blonde girl staring daggers at the brunet, glancing furiously at Kendall before leaning in to kiss James.

Kendall blinked slightly jealously, exchanging glances with his Latino bandmate as they watched James and Halston glare at each other. "Well," the blond boy cleared his throat loudly, standing up. "I'm gonna go get a coffee from the snack room. Anyone wanna-"

"I'll go too- Let's go," James announced, moving around Halston to grab Kendall's hand and drag him out quickly. The blond sped along with his boyfriend, tripping past boxes of shit from the show as they ran down the hallway. Suddenly the brunet pulled them into a random room, locking the door and leaning against it. "That was close," James murmured, glancing over at Kendall, who stood close to his side. "And now we're alone," the blond whispered back, meeting his boyfriend's gaze as he leaned in to the brunet's lips.

"Ahem?" A squeak sounded across the room and both boys took a sharp intake of breath, looking over to see their faux sister Ciara sitting on her dressing room couch. Leaping away from each other for the twentieth time in the last quarter of an hour, James and Kendall sighed, slowly stealing a glance at Ciara. The brunette girl stared at them, her gaze filled with discomfort and amusement.

"So… What the heck just happened here?" Ciara's eyebrow was quirked questioningly, her hands moving to set her computer off to the side. The two boys stood bolt straight, eyes wide as their costar approached them. Kendall was the first to move, stepping up to the tween before she could fully accuse them. "Well, you see-" The blond started, catching James' gaze. "C'MON JAMES!"

Suddenly Kendall spun around, latching his hand to his boyfriend's before bolting out the door. The blond pulled them along until they came to a door they assumed was James', stumbling in and slamming the door behind them. Before anything could happen, the boyfriends examined the room to be sure that it was indeed the brunet's room. Both of them let out a labored breath as they fell onto the couch and sat up, their gazes locking. Kendall smiled, settling a hand on James' leg and scooting closer. The brunet's face remained blank as he gazed at his lover, Kendall biting his lip as he stared into James' hazel eyes.

It wasn't long before James was on top of his boyfriend, pressing down on him as he began kissing the blond's neck. Kendall's arms moved around the brunet's neck, his lanky fingers tugging at the boy's short hair as James sucked at a place on his neck.

"Fuck, Kendall, I want you so bad," James hissed as his fingers carded through said boy's blond hair, Kendall moaning as he rutted his hips into the brunet's.

"Well maybe you could have me if people would stop interrupting-"

Suddenly there was a creek, the door opening to the two boys. Kendall and James, stunned, hesitated before pushing away from each other, their breathing heavy as they turned, slightly exasperated, to the intruder. Both of them inhaled sharply as they turned to be met with the sight of a wide-eyed Halston Sage.

Okay so I know the James interview quote was wrong but I was too lazy to look it up. Super sorry.

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