A/N: This story idea was brought about by wondering what would happen to all of the dead Reapers if you chose the 'Destroy' option at the end of ME3. They can't all lie around without some purpose...
Adalia Shepard: War Hero, Spacer, Paragade, romanced and stayed faithful to Kaidan throughout the trilogy.
Hope you enjoy! Please R & R!
Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Mass Effect 3, but Adalia Shepard is my creation.
"Kaidan?"
The aforementioned person looked up from the sandwich he was eating. He was sitting in a chair next to Shepard's hospital bed-his post since returning to Earth. "What's up?"
Shepard smiled, remembering the last time he had said that to her-on the eve before attacking the Illusive Man's base, "See that Reaper carcass at the base of Big Ben?"
Kaidan looked out the window and saw the Reaper that she was indicating, "Yeah..."
"I want to get married on top of it."
Kaidan looked up to see if Shepard was joking; her face was serious, "You want to get married on top of that?"
"Yes."
Kaidan was silent as he processed the information, Shepard was known for her extreme way of thinking, but this was something new, "What's the catch?"
Shepard grinned evilly, "Well, when the ceremony is done, I want a targeting laser."
"What are you going to do with a targeting laser?" He was wary of the maniacal expression on her face.
"I'm going to have it synced to every available Alliance ship in the area and aim it at the Reaper."
Kaidan raised his eyebrows.
Shepard nodded, liking the idea that she had been formulating in her head, "I am going to blow that thing to motherfucking hell."