On the other side of Waikiki

by BoyCalledHATE

Sam Grover wrote a risqué fanfic but it's stolen. Her friends act out: Book me, Danno! "If she wanted to be overpowered by Danno, her wish had been granted. McGarrett couldn't contain his laughter. Murder me, Wo Fat!" At gun point, Danno aims for Steve: "Put the gun down, Danno!" Disaster strikes. Kono loses it in Chin's arms."Tears streamed down the corners of (McGarrett's) eyes".

1. Chapter 1

This is not a parody (my favorite to write because script writers tend to get very silly with TV shows, we've all seen their bizarre episodes!) and not slash, although references to that are made because here Samantha Grover wrote one.

If you hated my parodies, this is completely different.

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Lou Grover walked in on his daughter. She was on her laptop, on the bed.

"DAAAD!"

"It's time for school, you're gonna be late! ...What are you doing?"

"Nothing, dad, I was just-"

Lou didn't ask permission to flip her laptop around and have a look.

" What's that?"

"Nothing, dad, I..."

"You a writer?"

"No, ok!" Samantha Grover went to close her laptop but Lou wouldn't have it. "Come on, dad!"

"You wrote this?" Sam nodded yes. "How come you got no reviews and all the other kids got hundreds?"

"Because people are entitled, rude and mean, ok?!"

"Couldn't it be because your writing sucks?" Her dad's remark made Sam cry, so she ran and locked herself in the bathroom.

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It was a sunny day on the other side of Waikiki. The waters were blue and, quite frankly, so was the skies. I mean "were".

"Look, isn't that...?" ventured Kamekona, in a slow-poke cadence indicating he'd, once again, partaken of too much kava-kava.

Danno, who was sat at one of those outdoorsy Hawaiian stone tables with stone benches, color white, turned his head to where his large, yellow T-shirted friend was looking.

"You gotta be kidding me!", he clamored, as he popped about half of half a dozen mini popcorn shrimps in his mouth. Then he wiped his hand on his jeans and took out his gun as his mouth clamped down on -and furiously chomped on- the miniature shrimp. Boy, that man was hungry and he didn't like to be messed about with while he was lunching.

"Gentlemen! Relax! I come in peace," said Wo Fat, as he approached with a hidden large object under a large table cloth. He was wearing an Armani suit -a black one- with his white shirt collar undone half way. His jovial smile brightened his handsome Hawaiian-Asian mixed features, but Danno was suspicious. So he aimed right at his forehead. Wo Fat made his way to the table, Kamekona backed away and Danno gave him his famous "Are you kidding me right now?" look.

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