Fairy Tale Life
Sleeping Beauty or Aurora Was put under a spell to snore-a But her darling prince came to save the day And he married her and took her away
Snow White was pale and frail She lived her life in a jail But she ran away and almost died Her prince saved her and her step-mom got fried
Little Red Riding Hood had no one royal to save her But an unlucky wood cutter was her savior The wolf had eaten her and granny too So now Riding Hood sees Mr. Wolf in the zoo
Rapunzel was stuck in a tower too high 'Cause her mother loved greens instead of pie And then her prince came to take her that day But he ended up blind and running away
Ariel was a mermaid and swam in the sea A handsome prince one day she did see The Sea Witch changed her tail into feet And the Sea Witch her prince did defeat
But all those girls relied on men To change their lives for the better in the end They relied on the very same gender That stuck us females in the will fender-bender
So don't just think that they can get you out They instead would rather scream and shout To fight something that doesn't exist Admire those girls that men they did resist
(A/N: Alright then ladies and gentlemen- I am proud to say this poem has crack pot rhyming!! !_! yes the rhyming is screwy and fruity. I was feeling feminism-y and I felt that all the heroins of fairy tales are all " OH NO I BROKE A NAIL!" like, so I say WOMEN RULE MEN. well men aren't even worth metioning ( no offense to all those nice guys out there. I already told u that I was feeling feminism-y! yeah this is actually one of my favorites that I wrote, strange yet I can relate. If u like it, review if u don't and insist on sending in a review make it a constructive criticism one, not a flame. For flames will be used to bake my dad over an open fire - or to heat my freezing basement! * shivers* brrrrr.
Disclaimer: All fairy tales belong to the world, and not just yours truly. Yes fairy tales and folk lore were created by creative minds and the need to rationalize, give advice, give lessons, and the need to understand why things are the way they are! So, that being the case, NO ONE OWNS THEM! Haha, I know cause they've been passed down for AGES. I asked my grandma about it, she said her mother had even heard of the stories, now I do believe that's old. NO I am NOT over eighty, I am young and happy with that, now if I could just find the elixir of life and stay this way..)
Sleeping Beauty or Aurora Was put under a spell to snore-a But her darling prince came to save the day And he married her and took her away
Snow White was pale and frail She lived her life in a jail But she ran away and almost died Her prince saved her and her step-mom got fried
Little Red Riding Hood had no one royal to save her But an unlucky wood cutter was her savior The wolf had eaten her and granny too So now Riding Hood sees Mr. Wolf in the zoo
Rapunzel was stuck in a tower too high 'Cause her mother loved greens instead of pie And then her prince came to take her that day But he ended up blind and running away
Ariel was a mermaid and swam in the sea A handsome prince one day she did see The Sea Witch changed her tail into feet And the Sea Witch her prince did defeat
But all those girls relied on men To change their lives for the better in the end They relied on the very same gender That stuck us females in the will fender-bender
So don't just think that they can get you out They instead would rather scream and shout To fight something that doesn't exist Admire those girls that men they did resist
(A/N: Alright then ladies and gentlemen- I am proud to say this poem has crack pot rhyming!! !_! yes the rhyming is screwy and fruity. I was feeling feminism-y and I felt that all the heroins of fairy tales are all " OH NO I BROKE A NAIL!" like, so I say WOMEN RULE MEN. well men aren't even worth metioning ( no offense to all those nice guys out there. I already told u that I was feeling feminism-y! yeah this is actually one of my favorites that I wrote, strange yet I can relate. If u like it, review if u don't and insist on sending in a review make it a constructive criticism one, not a flame. For flames will be used to bake my dad over an open fire - or to heat my freezing basement! * shivers* brrrrr.
Disclaimer: All fairy tales belong to the world, and not just yours truly. Yes fairy tales and folk lore were created by creative minds and the need to rationalize, give advice, give lessons, and the need to understand why things are the way they are! So, that being the case, NO ONE OWNS THEM! Haha, I know cause they've been passed down for AGES. I asked my grandma about it, she said her mother had even heard of the stories, now I do believe that's old. NO I am NOT over eighty, I am young and happy with that, now if I could just find the elixir of life and stay this way..)