FF8 – What Really happens in the game.

Disclaimer: I don't own FF8

Author's note: If you guys have been to the FFX fanfic side, you will notice I already did one of these for them.

~ The Story ~

(Battle Scene w/ Squall and Seifer)

(Nurses office)

Squall: Huh...Wha happened?

Nurse: Oh Seifer just kicked your butt again.

Squall: God Dammit!

Quistis: (On entering) Why do you bother he always beats you.

Squall: F%#$ you, I will kill him some day!

Quistis: Yea...well you have to go to class.

(Class) Quistis: Ok Class we are gonna talk about junction.(Starts writing on board with back turned)

Squall: (Starts through paper balls at Some Girl)

Some Girl: Son of a (Beep)

Squall: (Gets book thrown at face) Ow! Ms. Quistis she through a book at me and I don't think that was proper.

Quistis: You both have detention.

Squall: What? For being the innocent victim of a hideous crime?

Quistis: I saw what you did to her and just for saying that you have a year of detention after the person playing this game beats it.

Squall: God Dammit! (Whisper to person playing the game) Pleace just give up on this game you're a loser! (Gamer takes a strategy guide to move faster and keeps playing for the insult)

Squall: God Dammit!

(After Class room)

Selphie: Hey I am lost can you show em around?

Squall: No, go die.

Selphie: Please?

Squall: No!

Selphie: Pretty please?

Squall: I will shoot you!

Selphie: Nevermind.

Squall: That's what I thought homes, you better recognize!

Quistis: Will you stop with that Latino crap, your gonna get jumped.

Squall: Ok.

Quistis: We got to go to the mountains and kill and or capture some GF.

Squall: Whatever.

(Go to Cave)

Ifrit: Haw I am powerful and your not.

Squall: Oh yea, meet god. (Summons Anima)

Quistis: Hey where did you get that?

Squall: (Looks back on when he pawned off Quizicotle to Seymour from FFX for it) uh I found it on Ebay?

Quistis: Works for me.

Squall: Alright (Kills and or takes Ifrit)

(Back at Balamb)

Quistis: Ok I got to go do something.

Squall: What?

Quistis: How am I supposed to know, the game tells me to tell you to change to your seed uniform and then I disappear.

Squall: Forever?

Quistis: Of course not.

Squall: (Snaps fingers in disappointment)

Quistis: I heard that make that 3 years of Detention.

Squall: Dohh!

(Goes to Room to change)

Zell: Hi, I am Zell and I hate Seifer!

Squall: Go away, you're stupid.

Zell: Yea well... so are you.

Squall: Your mom!

Zell: (Breaks down crying) That's mean.

Squall: F You.

(Go to the lobby to get updated on learning Seifer is their leader)

Squall: God Dammit!

Zell: Word is bond!

Squall: Your so getting shot, if it's not by a G-Soldier then its me.

Zell: Why are you so mean?

Squall: Cause the game made me cold hearted, you a pussy, Seifer a bastard and Quistis an annoying B*&#$!

Quistis: Make that 6 years of detention.

Squall: Son of a B*^#$!

End of Chap 1

R&R please.

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