Boredom
Story Description: Part of a series called the '100 Themes of Insanity' Basically Beastboy gets bored so he goes to the ... and meets Du Du Du Dum... RAVEN!
Authors Note: ... 0-o Really Weird. very spur of the moment.
Disclaimer: I do not own teen titans.
After several failed plots to understand Raven, Beastboy decides hes bored. Not just bored... REALLY BORED! So he decides to set off on an adventure to Du Du Du Dum... (A/N: I know the suspense is killing you!)... (A/N: You wanna know where?) To the PUBLIC LIBRARY!! But not as himself. No. He's going to be disgiused as... a secret agent.
"He carfully tries to avoid the eyes of all the bookworms gaurding the forbidden place and-"
"Beastboy."
He stoped 'I know that voice' He turned around to see Raven leaning against the door wall holding an old tome.
"What are you doing here?"
"Bob says thats confidential."
"Are you working for that disgusting peice of Newfu guy again?"
"Bob says thats confidental."
"Beastboy is your brain made of poo?"
"Bob says thats confidental too? Wait... HEY!!!"
Raven shakes her head. "Seriously what are you doing here?"
"I was Bored."
She shakes her head again. then goes to a table and pulls out a large sheet of paper, Some magazines, Sizors and Glue. Beastboy, intriged by all this, sits across from her. She opened the magazines and before you can say "Idiot Speedster" she had tons of pictures of Beastboy all pasted together on the large sheet of paper. she then proceded to pull out a red sharpie and scribble girly/immature things all over it, for example she had drawn a large mustache and wrote haha on one picture of him and drew a heart around another. She then proceded to rip it into tiny peices and put them in a paper bag. She looked at him and gave him the sharpie and a comic book. She turned and walked out of the emergancy exit. He of course followed.
She had put the bag down in an alley and taped explosives to it. she walked 5 meter away from it then she took out this big red button that said in bright black letters, 'DO NOT PUSH BUTTON FOR THE SAKE OF HUMAANITY.' well she pushed the button of course and... (A/N: I know the suspense is killing you!)... the bag burst into flames that danced the mocarana.
Beastboy looked at her strangly. She had a happy grin on her face. "Why?"
She looked at him and her grin faded. "I was bored."
He laughed. "Boredom. It sprouts many odd things."
She leaned against a wall and pulled out a cigar and lit it saying, "Yup."
A/N: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I ended this one strangly.
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