Hey y'all this is my first fanfic EVER so please don't kill me if it sucks. This idea came up one day when I was reading "Yotsuba&!" by the same dude that made "azu manga diaoh", and listening to reggeton. And the thought of a little child around the age of 4 making hinata's and sauske's life a……something funny just triggered in my mind sending me into fangirl mode. So here it is .please don't kill me if it sucks. And I dedicate this fanfic to Virginia, it your fault I'm a frike'n Narutard. And to some other chick that got me into the hinata pairings.

Disclaimer- I don't own naruto or anything in it…I do own Akiri, suiren, and yai and some other people I will show eventually when I feel like it, so deal

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15 year old Hinata was kneed down, near a mystical clear blue pond. She seemed to be protecting a 18 month old girl. she had, long sliver hair and golden eyes, but what made the girl stand out, was the black cat ears and tail she had. Around her wrist was as simple form that circled it. She hugged Hinata for security. Tears form in her eyes each time Hinata coughed out blood and the girl just grabbed her even more. She trembled in terror as she spoke.

"Mama….pain…leave" the girl said to Hinata as she cried. And Hinata just smiled at her and said

"Mama isn't going to leave her child behind. I protecting you cause I want to remember that." Hinata said with a smile. With that kunai headed towards her, the stench of blood and their screams then filled the air.

"Oh my god, did you hear…Sasuke's back….Tsunade's looking for some one to watch him for a while…I hope it's me…Tee hee." filled the streets of Konoha.

It had been 6 years since Sasuke had left to join orochimaru, 6 years since he had walked theses streets, and after 6 years he had finally defeated orochimaru and regain that freedom. Now all that was felt was to kill his brother. But Tsunade wasn't going to leave right after he return, nope she was being a bitch and going to assigned him a nanny to watch over him, but the question was who. He was right now sitting in a chair waiting for Tsunade to let him go. But she just sat in her office think about how should watch him. When some one barged in.

"Tsunade is it true has Sasuke really return." A pink haired girl yelled.

"Yes it's true, now if you excuse me I need to if find some one who will watch him." She said not even acknowledging Sakura's face

"I can do it" she yelled eagerly

Tsunade just looked up at her, with eyes that said 'your kidding' before she answered. "Sakura, I can not have one of his little fan girls watch him, he can posses a threat and a fan girl will never tell, so don't even try to convince me, now please return to the hospital."

"Fine, uhg, but its so boring with out hinata, why did to day have to be her day off." Sakura said as she walked out.

"hyuuga…she might be the only girl in this town, who really doesn't care about Uchiha , and she willing to take any mission as long as she can find some one to watch that lil' devil, that she return with two year ago. This might just be what Uchiha need…plus she owns me." Tsunade thought, as she sent someone to call hinata.

At the same time some where in the training grounds of konoha the sound of clashing kunai filled the air. In the middle of the commotion was a huge cloud of dirt that as it started to clear way one could see hinata. She was panting for breath as sweat ticked her body. Soon the sound of clapping filled the air. Hinata got out of her stance and headed towards a tree.

"You can come out, now." She said, and soon a 4 year old girl jumped out, she had the same haircut hinata had when she was younger but with silver hair. She wore baggy pants and a jacket; all in all, a little tomboy. on her shoulder slept a black cat with two bells tied around its tail.

"Well since you're here, how about we go for lunch." Hinata said to the girl and she just smiled and nodded.

They soon found them selves in the bustling streets of konoha, when a huge a familiar voice called out to them.

"Hinata-Chan, akiri-chan…suiren calm down akamaru " hinata turned to see kiba.

"Oh hello kiba-kun, akamaru, how are you today, say hi akiri-chan." She said to the girl that hid behind her legs.

"Ello, kiba-san, aka-chan, how are you today."

"We're find akiri-chan so are you excited about going to the academy." He said to the four year old

"She isn't old enough, and don't go into the whole she's strong beyond her years. I already tried."

"Its okay, she'll just enter when she's 7 years old like the rest of them, think positive she can at least make friends her age that way."

"yah your right, though if she went to school, it would help me out a lot, with missions and stuff since she's been kicked out of very freaken day care." Hinata said as she sighed

"Yah, I've been wondering how she did that, she's such an angel." Kiba said as he picked her up and she just smiled.

"I so have I. some told me that she's just a pure demon, others say that she scared the children, I don't know akiri isn't the person to do that." Hinata said as kiba spin Akiri around. Akiri then sneezed, but her sneeze was so powerful that it sent kiba flying. Akiri do a weird flip while in the air and landed on her feet.

"Kiba-san, are you alright," akiri said softly as she ran to where kiba had landed hinata followed her.

"Well if she ever sneezed like that, I could see why they might kick her out. So where wore you guys heading to.

"Mama said it was lunch time." Akiri said. At first when hinata had return to konoha many people wore disturbed by the fact that this girl you head no blood ties with hinata would call her mama. But those closest to hinata had gotten used to it. It was weird but kiba soon realized that having this young girl who called hinata mama, had made her stronger, more confident to the point she didn't stutter anymore, and she stood tall even after her family had disowned her. That was why kiba adored this child.

"How about I take you out off ramen and ice-cream after words."

"Is that okay with you mama?"

"Yah, now run along in with akamaru."

"Kay but before I leave, I want suiren to stay with you mama, she can protect when I'm not near."

"Kay now run along….that child, how I love that child." Hinata said as suiren climb to her shoulder.

"It's hard to think that child as innocent as she looks, can be a cold hearted killer." Kiba said

"Kiba-kun that's where you wrong. Even though akiri might be as good as any jounin, ever time she ever killed someone, she would cry all that day and night, and even now she prays for there soul. She was always taught when danger comes run, if you can't run fight, if they won't stop, then kill…we had it tough, she's…no we're glad to be living here in peace. Its nice kiba-kun" hinata said, pain was in her eye. No one truly knows what happened those 4 years she disappears. But when she returned she was a master in genjutsu, ninjutsu, and taijutsu.

"Hyuuga, the hokage request your presences immediately." Someone said into her ear, then disappeared.

"Kiba-kun can you watch akiri for me please"

"Yah, but I swear half the time I feel like she's watching me."

"Thank you kiba" hinata said as she ran off.

"You called me tsunade?" hinata asked as she entered tsunade offices.

"I have a special mission for you, and it won't interfere with you medic-nin training, or you having to take care of that demon, but it will be a long mission." Tsunade said.

"…what is it?"

"You'll have to watch over Uchiha Sasuke, until you think he's really not lying. About his allies to konoha." Hinata looked at tsunade with 'your kidding right?' look, tsunade just smiled.

"Remember my child you in no position to refuse this. After all you own me, and you know it." Hinata sighed silently.

"Your kidding right, this is you getting back at me for when I had akiri tell you, I was dieing and that she was going to kill us all,."

"Just to get out cleaning my office. No that's still on my list, but right now I'm not kidding you are probably the only one thanks to your circumstances , that's not a fan girl. Who can actually watch over him, plus you can bring that demon with you." Tsunade said. She had to immediate that deep down she enjoyed hinata's shocked face.

"Is there another reason why I'm doing this?"

"All I'm asking you too do is to move in with him and be his nanny is that to much to ask for"

"Yes I already have to clean after akiri and neji, I don't need someone else"

"Who know that little starker girl, would actually refuse a mission" someone said behind her. She could feel the hairs on the back of her neck stood up. As she kneed on the ground, looking up too sasuke just smirking at her. She didn't know why but she started blushing madly.

"You….jerk" she managed to say not looking at

"you will move in with him, to make easier…and yes he already knows that you'll move in. …that is all….and don't forget I own you" she did the I'm watching you thing,

Hinata left her office cursing at the jerk you had set her up for this. Still unaware of the eyes that followed her. But too many guys had started to watch her since she return. Manly because of the curves she had grown, which lay hidden under a huge jacket she wore. Her hair had also grown but she kept it in a bun allowing her to move around, she had though about getting it cut, but neji wouldn't let her. And you never bite the hand that feeds you. But right now she wanted to get away from them all and plan her revenge.

"She'll be easily to handle" a figure from the shadows smirked as they watched her disappear into the streets.

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So this is the end of the fist chapter…yah it sucked I'll post the second one as soon as I'm done like…tomorrow since I already finished it. Cruse you Virginia , you made me into a Narutard….please review, if in any way you loved them (hina&sasu) or any other person/pairing including hianta cause they will be here….eventually, or…ME…and I hope that godwillblessyouwithmanychildren( - my saying. I say it to everyone….don't ask)….. Anyway thank you for reading. Arigatou gozimasu. …. (I'm not southern, just to let you know…I'm from teh west coasts, peeps.) bye.waves while taking a huge bite out of dounut