"We must find the dino-beast" says Riki
"ONLY IF WE CAN DO A CHAIN ATTACK" shouts shulk
Riki and Shulk hop onto their warps stars and head to the city. They aimlessly shatter boxes so they can fly. Suddenly they hear some intense ass music and some sirens going off in the background.
"Waht the fuck was that" says Shulk
"Maybe is was dinobeast" Riki replies
It's Shulk Time
Riki and Shulk fly their way to the Dinobeast-Dynablade.
"SMASH" yells Shulk
Riki's overpowered ass buffs the Shulk-mister
Even though Shulk is a motherfucking boss he takes a hit from Dynablade. His metal gay-pride wings shred into Shulks clothing. He's left panting bloody and shirtless. The hair on Riki's head stands straight up.
"Shulk Sexy" He says
Shulk gets back to his feet
"AIRSLASH!" he yells.
Shulk slices straight up cutting off Dynablade's sick ass mohawk. Dynablade got angry. Dynablade shoots penis shaped rainbow feathers at shulk and cuts away the rest of his clothing.
"We're fucked" Riki says.
Suddenly Riki and Shulk see a shooting star. But it kept getting closer to them. A floating star and a pink ball land next to them.
"HIIIIIIIIII" it squeaks.
Riki touches Dynablade and it dies cause he's cool like that.
Kirby puts his mouth around Shulks humongous penis
"I'M REALLY FEELING IT" SHULK YELLS
Shulk releases his load all over the dead body of Dynablade. From sucking Shulks D Kirby gains the copy ability of a huge black penis.
Shulk spreads his cheek for Kirby. Metaknight flies in from the sky and calls Shulk a faggot.
"DICKSLASH" yells Shulk.
Shulk's devastating dick smash shrockes Metaknight into outerspace.
"Thats what you get you cunt" Shulk says in his British ass accent.
Kirby Jizzes gallons of sweet pink slime. Shulk using the power of the monado and the powers given to him from the Kirby dick swallows it all.
then reyn comes out from around the corner he sees whats going down
he grasps riki and penetrates his tight furry ass
he whispers to riki
is reyn time
suddenly, king dedede comes in to match ryens inflated ego
a steamy 69 session occurs
fiora and sharla watch dripping wet from inside the building by the volcano