"He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me!"

Neptune Vasilias. Reduced to a little girl. For another guy. Yeah. Things around here are getting crazy. Really crazy. He couldn't help it. He's had a crush on his best friend, Sun Wukong. He honestly loves him and would go along with all of his insanity to be near him. He had to tell him how he felt. He had to do it now!

"Hey Sun?"

"Yeah?"

"Can I talk to you about something?"

"Yeah. What is it?"

"I've been keeping this in for awhile, so here is the first part. I'm bisexual."

"Ummmm... wow. Just, wow. Why did you not tell me about this sooner?"

"Well the second part could explain that."

"Yes?"

"I love... I love, love..."

"C'mon, spit it out. I won't judge you no matter what you say..."

"I love you! I love you and I can't hide it any more. Please don't hate me. Please..."

Neptune was silenced by Sun's beautiful wet lips.

"Neptune, that's what you've been hiding? Of course I wouldn't hate you. You're my best friend and even if you liked Jaune, I wouldn't judge. I don't care if you wanna fuck me or go out with me or even marry me. Who knows? We just kissed, all of these things could happen 1 day. For now, we should probably go to sleep. Wanna sleep together? Y'know, in the same bed?"

All this was happening and Neptune couldn't believe it. But suddenly, he woke up.

"It was all a dream." He said this in a weak voice. He was breaking down and all the feelings he had been keeping inside are coming out. He had never cried in front of anybody before. Sage and Scarlet were out getting into trouble and Sun was here sleeping. In nothing but his boxers. Okay, even you would probably be tempted at this point.

Neptune walked up and took off the blankets covering Sun's beautiful body. He looked at Sun's beautiful chest who naturally smelled like spring. He had to taste it. He licked his beautiful chest which tasted like the scent of fresh linen, mixed with a little sweat, but really didn't mind the sweat. He closed his eyes and licked his nipples which tasted delicious. Little did he know, Sun was awoken from his sleep. He wasn't incredibly mad at Neptune, but he wasn't happy with him either. He basically molested him. Sun pondered whether or not he should say anything, but when he made a b-line to his dick, he felt he would have to embarrass Neptune and tell him he was awake.

"Neptune?"

"Ahh! Sun?"

"I've been awake this whole time."

"Wh...What?"

"C'mon, talk to me dude. I mean, I know I'm hot, but I thought you like chicks. How much have you been hiding from me. I want to know."

"I c...can't. Y...you'll hate me."

"Try me."

Sun got out of bed and hung by his tail on a chandelier.

"I have...um...had some emotional feelings for you that I need to address, and...and...holy shit, I can't hold it in any longer! I fucking love you, Sun. I've been bisexual for most of my life and I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want you to hate me. Please don't hate me. I can't live without you!"

"Why do you think I would hate you? I don't care if you like Blake, Weiss, Yang, or Ren. You can like me as much as you want. I think you're cute as help, so it's actually flattering."

Neptune was still really confused, but for now, stuff was fine. Ish. But now the awkward silence.

"Sooooo... Wanna make out?"

"Hey, don't tease me!"

"I'm serious." Neptune, though shocked, kissed Sun on the lips.

"Sooooo... was that fun?"

"Yeah... Hey Sun?"

"Yes?"

"Wanna go out with me?"

"Can I fuck you like an animal at the end of the night?"

"Hell yeah!"

"You're cute, smart, I like you, and you'll let me fuck you like an animal. How can I say no?"

So, that's the story. I don't know if this should be T or M, but I'll go with T since they don't have sex in the story. Huge Sun x Neptune fan. Adorable. Later peoples.