Titans vs. Titans: The Ultimate Showdown!
The Ultimate Showdown by Lemon Demon is really good. So good, in fact, that I've decided to do my own version using the Titans East special and a few guest stars! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: DC Comics own characters. Lemon Demon owns song.
Ol' Deathstroke hopped on Titans Island,
Treating it like it was his playground,
When Robin jumped from the shade,
And hit Deathstroke with a Robin grenade.
Deathstroke got mad and began to attack,
But didn't expect to be blocked by the girl Bat,
She opened up a whirl of kung-fu,
When Inertia popped up out of the blue,
And he started beating up Cassandra Cain,
Then they both got flattened by the Robin's wheels,
But before he could make it back to the Tower,
Risk sprinted right out of the shower,
Took an AK-47 out from under his hat,
Blew Robin away with a rat-a – tat – tat,
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
Because Wondergirl came to save the day.
This is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys and explosions,
As far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Ultimate Destiny.
Deathstroke took a pop at Wondergirl,
Like Batman gives the Joker a twirl,
Then Batgirl came back covered in tyre track,
But Sungirl jumped out and landed on her back,
And Robin was injured and trying to get steady,
When Risk came back with a machete,
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Donna Troy took him out with her lasso,
Then she saw Deathstroke sneaking up from behind,
And she reached for her lasso which she couldn't find,
Because Nightwing stole it and he threw and he missed,
And Flash IV deflected it with his fist,
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault,
While Inertia tried to pole-vault,
On to Cyborg and they collided in the air,
And they both got hit by a Jericho stare.
This is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Ultimate Destiny,
Good guys, bad guys and explosions,
As far as the eye can see,
Only one will survive I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus,
Down from the heavens descended Match,
Who delivered a laser, which could shatter stone,
Into the crotch of Kid Devil's pelvis bone.
Who fell on the ground,
Writhing in pain,
As Miss Martian changed back,
Into Miss Plain Jane,
But Duela saw through this clever disguise,
And she squirted acid into Miss Martian's eyes.
Then Kid Crusader and Enigma and Raven and Ravager and Superman and Catwoman and the Question. The Riddler, Lex Luthor, Chewbacca, Chuck Norris, Green Lantern, Darth Vader, every single Legionnaire. Sailor Moon and Cardcaptor Sakura, Spiderman, Ironman, Bruce Lee and Jet Li all came out of nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked Match in his crazy clone ass,
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,
As the rest of the Justice League looked on in awe.
The fight raged on for a century,
Many lives were claimed but eventually,
The champion stood; the rest saw their better,
Snapper Carr in a blood-stained sweater.
This is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Ultimate Destiny,
Good guys, bad guys and explosions,
As far as the eye can see,
Only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Ultimate Destiny!
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