Your name is Karkat Vantas, and as usual, you are in a bad mood.
As usual, Equius and Eridan were being total DOUCHEBAGS. You're also in a bad mood because- well, you're Karkat, and you're almost always in a bad mood. A frenemy of yours (Meenah Peixies) often refers to you as "Shouty".
The lunch bell rings, so you head up to the cafeteria. You get your crappy cafeteria food and scan the large room for your friends. You quickly spot John Egbert, Dave Strider, Terezi Pyrope, Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam, and Sollux Captor sitting at a table halfway across the cafeteria. You walk over and sit next to Sollux and say "Hey."
"Thup KK." he responds with his usual lisp, before going back into the conversation at the table. John is talking, so you decide to listen to him for once.
"So my cousin Jade is coming today, she should be here soon." John stands up, letting go of his boyfriend Dave's hand, looks around and smiles. He says that he'll be right back, disappears momentarily, and comes back with a girl about Karkat's age with long messy black hair, round glasses, and emerald green eyes. You are momentarily surprised that anyone related to Egbert could be so attractive, but shake the thought off.
"This is my cousin Jade! She just transferred to our school and I want you all to meet her." says John.
"Hi Guys! Its so nice to finally meet you all, John told me all about you. In fact, I bet I can guess who you all are." She walks over to Dave. "You're Dave." he gave a nod, with a rare small smile. She walks over to Sollux. "You're Sollux." She smiles knowingly as Sollux smiles and responds with a "Yep." She walks over to Terezi. "You're Terezi." The blind girl Grins and says "Of course. Who else would be there to wear bright red glasses if I didn't?" Terezi taps her red lenses. Jade laughs and continues on to Rose. "You're Rose." Rose smiles and says "Certainly." She moves over to Kanaya. "And you're Kanaya. I really like your skirt by the way." Kanaya says "Thank you very much. I made it myself." Jade smiles and turns to You. "And last but not least, Karkat." She gives you a dazzling smile. You give a small smile and say "Yeah."
"WOW, Jade!" says John. "You actually got Karkat to SMILE! You must be good with people!"
((Chances are, since this is my first fanfic, nobody's gonna read this, at least not today. But I might do another chapter tonight, I don't know. Thanks for reading! Tell me what you think.))