Chapter 1
"Bloody fucking hell!"
"TOMATO BITCH!"
"MALAYSIA SHUT UP GILA BABI XIA!"
"China! Get off your high horse and tell your ships to get OUT of my terrority!" Vietnam shrieked.
"HUNGARY CANNOT BEAT MY AWESOMENESS!" Smash! Prussia was knocked out with a frying pan to the head.
It was a normal world meeting. America was declaring herself the heroine and proposing ridiculous plans to tackle the issue of the day-climate change. England was shooting down every plan of America's; Japan was avidly taking notes; Greece was sleeping and the rest of the room was in chaos. Germany was about 10 seconds away from blowing a gasket when a glowing circle opened in the middle of the conference table.
"Nations of the world,"a strong, powerful voice rang through the room. Countries gasped; Italy and Chaira looked close to tears.
"How?"China gasped, unable to believe that the Roman Empire was speaking to her again.
"You will know. First, I would like to apologise to my grandchildren, Felicianaand Chaira, for leaving them when they were still young.
"Secondly, I would like to explain why we are here. Some of-"
"Hey! You can't hog the screen all to yourself!" Rome was shoved aside to be replaced by Ancient Germania. The nations glanced at each other. Even the Ancients liked to argue...
"Greetings. What this idiot has been trying to say is that we, the ancients, have noticed that many of you suffer in silence, and aim to fix that now."
A flash of light, and a goodly-sized book fell on the had a leather cover, light brown, simple with a title: Excerpts of the World's Diaries.
Everyone in the room realised what was going to happen. Protests rose up from many nations.
"Bloody hell! No way!"
"Walau! Why must we do this?"
"Tôi đồng ý với Singapore"
" Please, be quiet, my children," a soft, caring motherly voice said.
"M-mother?" Egypt gasped, trembling.
"My daughter, know hat I love you and watch over you...Always..."
"And I you, my kóri..." Ancient Greece spoke kindly, but in her voice was an undertone of a , for once attentive and alert, looked ready to cry with joy at the sound of it.
"Sorry... But what's this about having our diaries read out to the whole world?" Turkey demanded.
"Well, we thought that, in order to prevent another world war from breaking out, you all needed to get to know each other a little better. Thus, this came up,"Rome replied.
"Why the hell do we have to do this? Fuck, dammit!" Chaira shouted in annoyance. She did not need her diary-or rather, journal read out to the whole freaking world!
"Sorry, everyone, but this is one of the only ways to help thought about other ways, like truth serum or showing all your memories, but we'd thought you'd prefer this," Rome replied.
"Ja, sorry. But we want to help you and prevent another world war." Germania added.
"Oh, and you will also be unable to leave the room until the book is finished!" Rome exclaimed, smiling from ear to ear.
"WHAT?"
"So, goodbye! have fun!" With that, the circle vanished, leaving some very irritated countries in the meeting room.