Odin look at the group he'd just saved, "Get to the healing chamber, now!"
"Disobeying me so flat out, you could've and WOULD'VE been killed had I not saved you all!"
Thor rolled his eyes. "We weren't killed, Father, stop your worrying."
He grabbed Thor's hair, "I just had to save you, Loki, lady sif and the warriors three from another one of your schemes! And now, because of your arrogance we are on the verge of a war!"
He pushed his hand away. "Calm down, old man!"
He glared at him, "To your chambers."
He huffed and began walking out of the building. "The Son of Odin will go where he pleases!"
He grabbed the back of his hair, "Thor you are an arrogant, greedy boy! Who can't even follow simple orders!" he sat on the steps of the gateway, pulling his son over his lap.
"The Son of Odin is too old for this!" he blushed, "Faaaaather!"
"Since when is Odin's son too old to obey his father? I see I will have to take more direct measures with you, Thor," he pulled his pants down to his knees.
He blushed even more. "People are watching!"
"And they will get a hardy show!" He brought his palm down hard across Thor's left cheek.
His eyes flew open and he struggled to get up, "But!"He gasped and flinched.
"Be silent!" he brought down the palm of his metal glove again. He held him with ease and continued to bring his palm down on his upturned bottomed.
"Stop it father!" he begged him, completely embarrassed. Odin ignored him and swatted his thighs, leaving handprints. He whimpered and kicked his legs. He wasn't going to cry, he wasn't going to cry...
The old man was going to make sure his son remembered his place. And soon...
Thor broke and began sobbing. "I'm sorry father, please forgive me!"
"Perhaps I have neglected chastising in the recent years. It's apparent that you can not act like an adult without enough motivation."
He sobbed. "I can! Give me a chance!"
He beat him for ten minutes and let him up, "You need to learn to be less greedy!" he pulled him by his ear to the gate, "And until then you are to be another realm."
"Wait, what?" he held his pants up and tried to pull away.
"When you learn to act more appropriately you will returned with your powers," he sent him to Earth as a mortal. Thor sobbed on his way.
Odin turned to his next son and gave him the look.
Loki was in the healing chamber. He saw his father's face and whimpered, "What did I do?"
"Come over here."
"B-but!" he covered his bottom. Odin crossed his arms. He whimpered and came over. He went as slow as he could without getting more.
Odin grabbed him and tucked him under his arm and swatted him hard. He bit his lip. Why was he in trouble?
He kept spanking him hard. "You should not have gone with them."
"owww!" he sniffled, "But father..." He ignored him and hit his thigh. He sobbed, "Oww..."
He didn't give him as much as Thor, but he made sure it hurt. Loki sobbed and rubbed his rubbed his head. "Get some rest."
He whined and went to his room. He half wanted to stay in the healing chamber to get rid of that pain.