Disclaimer: Just to note, I do not own Naruto and this fanfiction is made only as a hobby of mine.
Author's Note: Before reading the story, please be noted that my English is now my 3rd language thus do excuse my writing style.
As for this story, the Hulk has always been one of my favourite Marvel characters and since the Avengers movie first came out I have started on this story. The story is set in the Naruto universe but with Hulk mixed in it. Also to add, this was meant to be a comedy so I hope you like it.
Birth and Rampage of the Hulk
Like every other day Naruto is again being chased through the streets of Konoha for something he didn't do. Everything all started when he again tried to enter another shop, he was immediately thrown out. However, what followed are everyone start throwing things his way. Since then, he had been running for hours, it was as if the whole village is against him.
In the beginning he can still outrun them thanks to his smaller frame and nibble movements but after some time he started to feel the exhaustion. As for the villagers, many of his original pursuers had either given up or stop to catch their breath. However, it was like a line of tag-ins as new ones decides to join in while the old ones give up.
To make matters worse, he had also chunins join in and he is running out of places to hide. Without anyone recognizing they all ended up in Orochimaru's abandoned lab and into a room with a giant tank of green liquid. The villagers were too focus on their demon target they neglect to check where they were.
Naruto may be young, but he is not as stupid as everyone made him out to be. To the local prankster, one must learn something after regularly being chased by everyone.
Therefore as soon he enters the room, he knew where all the best hiding places were.
Unfortunately, it was the top of large green tank. With the bright green colours draw their attention as well as the hazed and dark room as cover, no-one would think to look where he is. Also due to the tank's height and size, unless you have a way to climb to it's height it is unlikely they will see him.
His only problem is getting to the top and hopefully somewhere stable enough to hold him. To his luck he found an old and rusted ladder behind the tank. Without even a hesitation he was already half way near the top. He was just in time too as he broke off the only way up right before anyone enters the room. As long as he stay low and keep from drawing attention he should be able to hide it out.
Unknown to him, directly below him was a failed experiment research for making ultimate soldiers. Orochimaru was a brilliant student of Sandaime, hence the reason the Hokage had high hopes for him. Unfortunately for that reason it was also the very reason that he is now a traitor to his village. True to the snake sannin's objective, he had successfully created a new drug for making super soldiers.
By injecting the substance into his test subject's bloodstreams, the subject all gained temporary super human strengths for a short time. The reason for its partial success was because non of his subjects survived the complete process.
He had planned to make hundreds if not thousands super soldiers hence the giant tank. Since his experiments were partially successful he thought he had the formula down but needed stronger test subjects. He was however wrong, every human experiment went horribly wrong and turn them into uncontrollable mutants.
It almost killed him, he concluded that it was due to weaknesses of his human subjects. Unfortunately, he did not come to this conclusion until at least a few more of his experiments went wrong where he uses people with bloodlines.
In the end he gave up and moved on to other research, later he had to abandon everything because his experiments alerted the Hokage. However, surprisingly this lab was not discovered until now.
That was until our favourite blonde hero decides that it was a good idea to hide in it. Whether it was a blessing or a curse, Naruto still not know to this day. Whatever the snake sennin missing, it seems he maybe able to find within the orange clad ninja to be.
Back in the ruined laboratory, no-one seem to able to find him and they began to get weary of where they were. The longer they stay the more they feel they shouldn't even be here, but they were desperate. Today is the day they no longer tolerate the demon's behaviour and will teach it a lesson they should have done long ago. They were so close too since they cornered it to this building. With others covering the exits, they knew the monster's trapped like a rat hence their insistency of their continuing search.
Though our blonde may or may not believed in fate, but he seems to be destined to fall in the tank. Just as a villager moved to an angle where he thought he can be discovered. Our blonde must have stepped into an opening and fell into the green stuff below.
Whatever he fell into, Naruto knew immediately he was in trouble. The liquid not only is burning him, it actually seems to be leaking into his body through his skin. He splashes around for a bit hoping for something he can grab hold on to but sadly there is nothing. It didn't take long for him to start losing conscious, the last thing he could blurry make out was his hands turning green and growing into enormous sizes. He tried to scream but his body already submerged completely into the green stuff so no-one can hear him.
As for the villagers, they were started by the fall and finally recognizing the demon child they were chasing. Seeing he is in agony, they were pleased and watched as the demon continues to struggle. They spent years trying make it miserable and eventually kill it accidentally without the Hokage blaming them. Now it seems they will finally get their wish, today they shall bare witness the end of the demon as it slowly drown itself.
That is until someone notice something seem wrong. Another had noticed that the green substances appears to have diminished. At first they thought someone had unplugged the tank trying to save the monster. They believed the monster did not deserved to be saved as they told themselves.
Once they realized all the green stuff were nearly gone, they came see the tiny blond they tried to bully no longer in the tank. In its place they found a giant shadow they can only see the outline of. Curiously they got closer to make out a humanoid figure slowly getting up from its couching position.
To their horror it was something very big, very green and very angry.
One thing they recognize was the left over of an orange jacket (whats left of it) dangling on this thing. They can just make out the light whisker scars on its face before shocked wake by the monster smashing on to the glass tank. Lucky for them it had not break instantly, only then did everyone realize how much trouble they are in and remembered how they needed their legs.
For civilians, they never understood the meaning of survival as they all ran as one in one direction - toward the exit. So naturally the big guy just plough through his tormentors regardless he know them or not. Many were crushed or broken waiting to be picked up, others were sent flying like bowling pins.
At the same time, the whole village were on red alert as during its transformation Kyubi's chakra was felt. Apparently, it seems whatever Naruto had caught himself in had caused a huge clash between it and Kyubi's chakra. Thinking that Kyubi is escaping, the whole ninja battalion arrived along together with the Hokage.
They were more then shocked when the hoard of civilians ran towards them followed by a very big green giant on their tail. Though the very big, very green guy is angry it stopped some distance from the ninjas.
While the ninjas were freaked they are well trained. Even for something they never seen before, they fanned out and prepared for their next orders. It is not often that you see a 10 foot giant emerge from the outskirt of your village, the situation is both strange and ill-prepared even for the Hokage. For the next few seconds the two parties (the size of the giant probably party size) were silent as neither knew what to do with the other.
The tension broke off when one of the survivors screamed that this was the Kyubi setting off both the green giant and ninjas. Hearing that, the Hokage widen his eyes and immediately commanded his forces to try and subdue the creature. He can worry about the cure later, but first he will need to stop whatever this is.
Before he too head into battle he didn't forget to order his ninjas to round up all the villagers that started all this and have them sent to Ibuki. He will read the report later once he and his ninjas managed to subdue this new Naruto. Even with 300 elite member of the village, they did not have it easy to do what their leader had requested. Do they even have a cell big enough to hold it in, of course they aren't about to question the Hokage.
Starting with the taijutsu team, with their speed and physical attributes they should be able to fight brawn with brawn. Unfortunately, they soon found why it was a mistake. Not only was the giant big, it is also both very tough and very strong. Seeing how the big guy just scratched at their strongest attack it was an insult to their specialties.
The true hurts, each of them had to face reality and switch to different tactics. It is too dangerous to fight hand-to-hand even when their opponent is not a fighter. The way it swings its fist is already a threat, not to mention its reach. A normal swing any normal taijutsu user could just duck or step back, but against this giant you have to throw yourself out of its way.
However, these ninjas were not called combat experts for nothing. Since they could not knock out the giant they switch to the alternative and tried to bring it down by over piling it. As awkward as it look, it was the only way they have without seriously injuring their target.
They were about secure it until the Hulk exploded from beneath them. Not literary exploded but from everyone's point of view you can forgive them for their mistake. With an unknown force the giant just bounce back up, overthrowing all ninjas on top of him.
Having already been annoyed being surrounded by small people, then attacked would make anyone mad. The Hulk is now very angry, besides the facial expression green giant also screamed his thoughts out - HULK NOW ANGRY. Giving the ninjas a powerful glare this time he will retaliate, catching the nearest off guard and sending him out of the battle. It was a big step for getting to know one another, at least now they know what to call it instead of just green guy or giant.
With both sides fired up, the taijutsu team and the Hulk battled on. The hand-to-hand experts had their pride and spirits as they once again teamed up and switched to using ninja wires. It didn't take the Hulk long to find himself tangled in almost invisible wires, but using his full body strength he was able to rip the lines off him. Some ninjas had tried using the environment to their advantage but with its power it pulled the tree off its roots and sending it to opposite ninja team. Thankfully the elite ninjas uses chakra to defend themselves otherwise many would have been dead by now.
Having watched and analyzed the Hulk's fighting powerness, the Nara, Yamanaka and Akimichi team try capturing it by using their clan techniques. Unfortunately they were unsuccessful, all it did was mildly confused the big guy and it just shrugged it off like it was nothing. They never felt helpless on a battlefield before, with even the best of 3 clans combined they felt like ants trying to subdue an elephant. No matter how many tactics the Naras have, the subtly the Yamanaka try to sneak into the mind or even the strengths of Akimichi they were useless when it comes to absolute power.
United with all their clan members they joined the Hyugas in hope to slow it down and shut down its chakra points. Again it ended in failure, the Hyugas for the first time felt their prized Juken failed them. It was quite a shock, but they learned that with the giant's size they needed something equal in size to stop its chakra points. Nevertheless, it is a blow for them as they stood by and couldn't do anything since all their techniques centred around the same technique they pride themselves in.
In Konoha when all else fails, you can count on the Akimichi because they can literary hold the line for you. With their abilities to enlarge their body parts into giants of themselves, they were experts for stopping or halting any forces. They may not have eyes like the Hyugas, nor can they do powerful jutsus or even extraordinary combat skills. Instead, they overcome them with size.
In fact, the Akimichi planned to use their expansion jutsus to overcome size with a much bigger size. However, little did they realized until today their size can be overcomed by strength. For the first time, they were surprised when someone much smaller lift and threw them against their own. Some Akimichis were surprised when the small giant leaped on their face and punched them with enough force to break their jaws.
Seeing this the ninjas again switches to ninjutsu hoping to get an upper hand. Maybe with something new and surprise they can give it some damage. However, instead of causing it injury, the jutsus just bounced off its muscles and annoyed it more.
It roared in anger and backhanded some jutsus back to the casters causing explosions and debris everywhere. Having always been on the receiving end of what he considered as annoying attacks he decided to retaliate. With a heavy stump, creating cracks to the ground and causing minor earthquakes.
It stopped almost every ninja in battle as they tried to gain back their balance. Angrily it dug its fingers into solid earth and flips chucks of it towards the ninjas. It was like a wave of earth heading their way as if it was an earth jutsu.
The experienced ninjas knew they had to fall back and regroup but with the Hulk angry they were hard pressed just to get out of its way. Even everyone here were elites, they were all having the same trouble re-organising when the Hulk start causing area effect damage. They could not run or leave too far, for reasons they don't want it end in the middle of the village. Hence, they were forced to stick to a close formation and at the same time avoiding the Hulk's rampage.
From the weapon's division Hayate thought it was a good idea to draw its attention by stepping forward and unsheathing his prized sword. Somehow he was successful for a while as the big guy paused and watch him perform his kata while swinging his blade around. It worked and it gave others time to re-group while he makes light jabs on his target. He wouldn't dare get too close as the green guy attacking range is at least double his.
With his sword as shield and ward against the Hulk, the giant was a little weary even if the most damage it did was just a paper cut. Sadly the small victory was short lived as the Naruto-green-giant came up with a counter by up-rooting the nearest tree and swing it like Hayate did. One ninja couldn't help and tell his Captain that the green guy's were bigger earning him a glare from his captain.
Hayate didn't have time to reprimand his team as he had to run from the tree coming his way. He had to give it to the Hulk, even without years of kenjutsu training its attacks were formidable. There was an old saying from the weapons lore - an inch longer is an inch stronger. Just how much strong, Hayate isn't going to stand there and find out, the situation is just plain ridiculous. Who needs a sword or its techniques when you have a 16 foot long tree in your hand.
He had to duck and roll a few times as well as coming to some close calls before making it back to the others. He did a double take as everyone were glaring at him, he had just made the situation worst. Right this moment, the Hulk just became more troublesome as he uses his new found weapon like a bat and made his own version of home-runs out of the local ninjas. Luckily most of the so-called ninjas used chakra to defend themselves so they didn't die either from impact or the drop from their trip. Either way, they were out of the game.
They had already tried spraying the big guy with kunais and shurikens but like all attacks so far they only bounced off its big muscles. So far they had only managed to increase their own casualty numbers and still no way to contain the problem. It was almost like the Kyubi scenario again, they were lucky no-one died so far.
While the tree is lethal in the Hulk's hands, they realized that the it is not immune from their jutsus like the Hulk. In hope to destroy the tree, several ninja cast their fire jutsus to burn it to ash taking away the giant's new found interest. Unfortunately, like they have been doing all afternoon it always backfires. True enough instead of running away a moving tree they are now running from a moving tree that is on fire. The heat from heat from it had burnt many ninjas that were too slow to escape from it.
As for Hayate, he was not so luckily because the Hulk seems to be still gunning for him. After a while it seems to got annoyed and threw the entire thing at him. That's when he realized instead part of the tree he was fighting it became the whole tree. He know this would be the talk of his fellow ninjas if he survived. Konoha Anbu Captain got beat by a tree and buried by it. His only consolation was that he was not the only one and even more humiliating they were Konoha's elites.
There were not many Genjutsu experts in the elite team but they tried to pitch in to buy others some time. At first they thought it was working as the green giant was disoriented but it was short lived as the giant shakes it off in a few seconds.
Luckily they didn't have to figure out why as there are some Hyugas on the field. With their Byakugan they can see their genjutsu were like mosquitoes trying to change the flow of a raging river. It all seem to make sense, genjutsu is a technique for manipulating another's chakra for it to work. With the giant's chakra network like a raging river it would need at least 10 Tsunade calibre ninjas for it to work effectively. The fact that most genjutsu users have small reserves is another matter so it would be near impossible to divert the Hulk's enormous chakra flow.
Nevertheless it was all these ninja can do so they tried a few times, even if the giant still shrugged it off like a bug on him. At least it served as a distraction, giving others time to get out of its way. Unfortunately, like other jutsus the same technique seem to weaken its effectiveness over time and the Hulk is less bothered by it. It seems its body automatically built an immunity against it, this of course was confirmed by the Hyugas. Even worst, it seem to pinpoint whom was annoying him and they were gifted with a ton of boulder for their effort. Unfortunately the said rock is at least the size of small house.
All this time, the 3rd Hokage had not been idle. He had been analyzing the giant, since he got the information from the villagers that it was Naruto. There must be a way for him stop the rampage and save the blonde.
After a while he picked up a pattern, it seems that the giant only respond to the ones attacking. Maybe, just maybe he can still get to Naruto. Besides it seems that his ninjas were no match and the giant only gets angrier. Immediately he gave the order to retreat and tell them to back down to a non threatening distance.
True enough, seeing the ninjas back down the giant calmed down but still angry as it searches for further threats. The Hokage made his way to the mountain of muscle trying to look non-threaten as possible. He wasn't sure if he is recognized or not, but you can't accomplish anything without taking action. Cautiously he spoke the name - Naruto? Somehow the giant seems to recognize him and said the small word - Ji-Ji? Then he collapsed before the Hokage.
Knowing Naruto is still in there somewhere, he command his ninjas to bring the giant somewhere secure. They put him in the Anbu secure center, at least where the medical center is. He was securely strapped down while the doctor try and diagnosis what and how midget blond turn into a green walking muscle. At least Sandaime hope for a cure or a way to reverse the effect. It wasn't until a few days later have they have something to report.
