1Listen guys, I don't own FMA. Hiromu Arakawa does. Come, weep with me.
Chapter One
Roy and his subordinates sat peacefully outside a café. Havoc's head was tilted toward the sky, the ash from his cigarette threatening to drop into his eye. Breda munched happily on a pastry and Fuery read over an electrical manual. Riza, in one of her rare moments of relaxation, pat Black Hayate on the head and watching Roy absent mindedly burning the tip of his napkin.
"You people have to be the most boring creatures in the world," Maes said, tossing a crumb at Roy's head. Mustang snapped his fingers in Maes's face, not even turning to look at him. Maes, in turn, jumped back, hitting Havoc's chair. The ask finally fell onto his face, causing him to jump up. His elbow his Breda's cup, spilling it's contents onto Fuery's manual. His shout caused Hayate to jump off Riza's lap. "How was that for boring?" Roy joked. His black eyes shone with laughter. Riza sighed. "Hughs has a point," she brushed dog hair off of her uniform. "We've been sitting here for exactly one hour now doing absolutely nothing." Havoc nodded, obviously over the sting of the ashes. "If Fullmetal was here we'd at least be able to watch a fight," he said. The rest of the group nodded, with the exception of Riza.
Roy stood. "Let's find something to do then," he said. "Let's find Havoc a girlfriend!" Havoc perked up at the suggestion. "That would be like Roy actually settling down," Maes commented. As both Havoc and Mustang sulked at Hughs's comment, Riza noticed a girl round the corner. She turned it so abruptly that her long black hair swished to the side. She seemed to be in a hurry and her dark brown eyes amplified that fact. Her coat, unbuttoned, fell off her shoulder slightly. Riza watched the girl's gaze fall on the back of Roy's head. Suddenly, the girl's features relaxed and she smiled. "Roy!" she shouted. Mustang turned and stood to see who had called his name. The rest of the group's attention focused on the girl as she collided with the Colonel.
Riza stood, instantly at attention as Roy stumbled back a ways, supporting the girl slightly. "Oh Roy!" she exclaimed. "I've missed you so much!" She looked up at him, her dark eyes meeting his own. Shock flashed across Mustang's face for an instant, quickly replaced by happiness. "Long time no see!" he shouted, hugging her back. Riza couldn't help feel jealously when he hugged the girl. "Probably another of his girlfriends," Havoc muttered. Maes nudged Jean's arm with his elbow and nodded toward the First Lieutenant. "I have to get going," Hawkeye said quickly, whistling for Hayate to follow her. Roy turned to see her walking away and then turned to the rest of the group. His arms was over the girl's shoulders and she still had her arms wrapped around his waist. "Men, I'd like you to meet my younger sister, Samantha!" Maes laughed. Havoc dropped the cigarette he was about to put in his mouth. Breda looked up from his food. Fuery's glasses tipped to the side. "So she's not your girlfriend?" Havoc questioned eagerly. Roy shot him a warning glance. "Where's Hawkeye?" He realized she wasn't there. "I really wanted her to meet Samantha." Maes laughed again. "How was that for boring!" he smiled, standing up and stretching his hand to shake Samantha's. "Very nice to meet you," he greeted. "Maes Hughs." Samantha shook his hand. "Oh, it's very nice to meet you," she said. "I've heard stories about you all, so please, let me guess. You're smoking, or trying to, so you must be Havoc. You must be Breda. Oh, and you're Fuery aren't you?" She pointed to them each in turn. "Now all who's left is Hawkeye, Falman, Armstrong, Brosh, and Ross," she said, counting off on her fingers. "And of course the Fullmetal Alchemist!" Her eyes shone with admiration. The men all raised a brow at her knowledge of the names of their colleagues. "How long have you had a sister?" Havoc finally managed to spit out. Roy smiled. "Eighteen years," he said. Havoc's eyes widened and a smile tugged at his lips. "Well hello," he said to Samantha. "How very nice to meet you." He reached out to shake her hand and she giggled. "You were right, big brother," she said to Roy. "He is a flirt!" Havoc's shoulders slumped, his arm falling to the table. "I'm just going to go die now," he mumbled. "And discouraged so easily," Roy smiled.
Well, what do you all think? I just got this crazy idea in my head that Roy needed a sister and this is what resulted. Hopefully my creative spark will lead me to update my stories, or at least attempt to. I'm a little unsure of all of Mustang's group's ages, so I'm just going to improvise. Don't shoot me for getting it wrong though, OK? Oh, and I'm basically saying, "Screw the story line," with this one. Maes is, and will not, be dead at all. Ed will not leave, nor will he have miraculously returned with Al. Sure, they're will be Homunculi and danger, but will probably not have much to do with the series besides the characters. Please review and tell me what you think!!