So your Death-note has broken.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Yes I know that Death Note is a serious show. And this was a tricky fic to write, but I wanted to do it because there aren't enough humour fics with Death note in them. So I figured I would be a little bit more original.
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Yagami Light, a normal high school student. Or so that's what everyone thought. In truth he was the legendary murderer of those who did wrong or crossed his path. He was revered by all in the internet world and feared by all who tried to find him.
He was the infamous person nicknamed "Kira".
Since finding the death-note and getting acquainted with the Shinigami Ryuk, Light's boredom rate had decreased dramatically. He had been killing off those he thought were 'evil' in the world, including those he thought were pointless assets to the world. Heck, just because he was bored he killed off Barney the dinosaur, by means of kids setting him on fire with mentholated spirits and a match. Ryuk remembered what he said to Light after the Barney incident.
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"Why did you kill off that dinosaur?" – Ryuk
"Because I had nothing better to do…." – Light
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It was during the afternoon that Light had reached out his fated Death Note. It was the same every after noon. Finish school, get home, get changed, KILL, eat dinner, help his sister with her homework, and KILL time till 11pm. But this particular afternoon would set in motion what was to be, Light's weirdest week ever.
"So who are you going to kill off this time?" Ryuk enquired as he sat on Light's bed, eating his favored of foods - apples. Light placed the death note on his desk and turned to face the Shinigami, his usual smile creeping on his face.
"Today I am killing a rapist," Light replied as he turned away quickly, opening the death note and grabbing his pen. He had a kill record of 20,000 and this was to be his 20, 000 and first kill. He started writing down the name of the person.
Hyuuga Takanori. Dies of a heart attack at approximately 6:20pm.
As Light looked up at the ceiling, his first kill for the day completed, he wondered as to whether the agent codenamed 'L' was any closer to finding him. He waited. It was currently 6:18pm so he had to wait for only two more minutes.
Tick…Tock…Tick…Tock… That was the sound that was ringing in Light's ears as he grew impatient. Many would think that killing that many people, it wouldn't be as nerve-racking. But he was always like this before he killed. And though there was only a minute left, he was still anxious for the news.
6:20pm…
Light turned on the TV, expecting the usual headline "Rapist is killed by Kira." But he was about to get the shock of his life.
"This is Rachel Harada of Tokyo News. We have just received word that rapist Hyuuga Takanori, convicted of rape and robbery, has just officially…." The news reporter stopped for a brief moment, adjusting what looked like a problem on her ear piece.
"What was that…? That's not even correct…" Light was confused. Surely this was another "Normal" heart attack, unless…
"Hyuuga Takanori has just officially turned into….a bowl of ice-cream." A stunned look covered Light's face as he turned off the TV. He stood up, went to the window, closed it and with an almighty scream, he bellowed…
"A BOWL OF WHAT?????!!!!!
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This is only the beginning of something chronically weird. Behold me at my most narcotic. No yaoi, just craziness ensued.