Evil. Just Evil. Just Plain Old Evil.
A.N.: Anytime Splinter from TMNT is mention, I'll say 'Master Splinter' and when I'm referring to 'Splinter' the reviewer, I'll just say 'Splinter', alright? Just thought I'd clear all that up. Also, whoever's only ever reviewed once is whoever shows up late. Hope y'all like it! Enjoy!
"Is everyone here?" Machias asks.
"Let's see," Splinter replies beginning to do a headcount. "There's TygerOfTheWynd, StAnS gOdDesS, Danceingfae, sss979, HexAdecimal, Mazza2869, Raphielle, Skully, Streetwyse, cartoon-drawer, and Lone Wolfette."
"That means ButtercupJewel, Arista Niara, Deana, I-hope-FF.Net- burns-in-hell, ziptango, Sailor Vegeta, Brinatello, and ShadowShock are late again!" Machias groans. "Jeez. What the hell do I have to do to make these people get their butts in gear and remember to be on time?"
Splinter shrugs. "Who knows. They're always late for everything."
"Even torturing Lenni for making us wait forever for a new chapter?" HexAdecimal says. "They've got to be crazy!"
"Did anyone even remember to get Lenni here?" Raphielle asks.
All the upset reviewers looked at one another.
"Uh-oh," says TygerOfTheWynd. "Machias is gonna blow a fuse."
They all looked at Machias and saw that TygerOfTheWynd was right.
"Machias, relax," Leonardo said coming over to where they stood in the lair and placing a hand on her shoulder. "Raph went to go get her. Considering he's her fave, we figured she'd come faster if he went and got her."
Machias smiled at him. "Good thinking Leo."
"Well, they don't call me the leader for nothing," Leonardo smirks.
"Forgetting to be modest today, are we now Leo?" Michaelangelo jokes.
"Shut-up Mikey!" Leonardo snaps before going off to practice.
Michaelangelo turned to the reviewers grinning. "See? He can be like Raph too!"
Sss979 spoke then. "Shh! I hear someone coming!"
They all hushed and soon enough Lenni and Raphael came into the lair playfully arguing about something, though, to anyone who didn't know them, it looked serious.
"QUICK!" Splinter yells. "GET HER!"
They all quickly attack Lenni, who is totally taken by surprise and winds up being easily captured.
"Haha!" They got you Lana laughs walking into the room with Donatello. "You're gonna get it now."
"Shut-up Lana!" Lenni yells. "I created you!"
"Nuh-uh!" Lana argues. "My parents did!"
"Augh!" Lenni says plopping down on the floor, as everyone else circles around her. "What do you guys want now?"
"A couple new chapters," Skully says.
"I told you guys, I'm working on it," Lenni sighs. "I had to slow down in order not to catch up to where I'd stopped writing."
"Maybe you shouldn't have stopped then," Streetwyse replies.
"I got writer's block, OK?" Lenni snaps. "It's not like y'all have never gotten it before!"
"Ooh. Grumpy, grumpy," cartoon-drawer laughs. "I'd say someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
"Or been hanging around Raph too long," Leonardo jokes.
"Hardy har har," Raphael says. "You care to take this outside Bro?"
"Go ahead and try," Leonardo challenges.
"Guys, we're trying to get Lenni to write not make it so you guys can kill one another again," Lone Wolfette pipes up. "Now either calm down or leave us to do our solemn duty."
"Oh, great," Lenni mumbles. "They said 'solemn'. I gotta be in for it."
Mazza2869 smiles. "You'd better believe it girl."
"Yeah," StAnS gOdDesS agrees. "You're toast."
"Let the torture begin!" Machias orders. "Donnie, I'd advise you to take Lana outta here."
"C'mon Lana," Donatello says.
"But I don't wanna!" Lana whines. "I wanna watch 'em torture her!"
"Lana, do you like people seeing you get punished?" Donatello asks.
"No," Lana states simply.
"Well, then?" Donatello says.
"Ugh! Fine!" Lana says taking his hand and going off into the sewer with him.
"Oh, Lenni!" HexAdecimal calls.
Lenni looks over.
"Take this!" HexAdecimal yells, throwing a mango in her face.
"Hey!" Lenni cries. "You're wasting perfectly good mangos!"
Just then HexADecimal, Streetwyse, and Skully all throw mangos at her.
"Ahh!" Lenni screams, running to catch them. "My mangos! My precious mangos!"
Her torturers snicker.
"Hey Lenni!" TygerOfTheWynd calls. "Catch!"
Lenni turns only to find a pineapple flying at her head.
"MY PINEAPPLE!" Lenni shrieks. "YOU'RE GONNA KILL IT!"
Somehow she managed to catch the pineapple, unlike she had the mangos, and place it safely on the ground next to her.
"Please don't throw any more of my precious fruit," Lenni begs. "Please don't."
Just then Ziptango, Brinatello, and ShadowShock enter the lair.
"Hey guys!" They shout. "Sorry we're late! Had a run in with April!"
Everyone, Lenni included, shudders.
"We miss anything?" ShadowShock asks.
"Just her chasing after flying fruit," cartoon-drawer laughs. "Sadly she missed all but the pineapple."
"Oh, Lenni!" Ziptango calls. "Lookie what I got!"
Lenni looks over only to see Ziptango waving an Official Jonathan Taylor Thomas leather jacket.
"Ohmygod!" Lenni gasps. "I've been looking everywhere for one of those!"
"Come and get it then," Ziptango says, with an evil smile. "If you can catch me."
Lenni then proceeds to chase after Ziptango, while the occasional bit of spaghetti is thrown at her.
"Ick!" Lenni cries, as spaghetti and a meatball hit her in the face. "Who threw that?"
Brinatello giggles and waves. "Me."
Suddenly some flew by Ziptango, almost landing on the jacket.
"AHH!" Lenni screeches. "DON'T WRECK THE JACKET!"
"What will you do for us not to wreck it?" Danceingfae asks, grabbing it from Ziptango and holding it over a big pot of spaghetti and meatballs. "Hmm?"
"Anything!" Lenore screams. "Shoe shines, laundry, a new chapter!"
"That's better," Danceingfae says, taking the jacket away from the pot.
"Hey Lenni!" TygerOfTheWynd says. "Look! Keys to the chocolate factory!"
"Ah! Chocolate!" Lenni yelps, charging at TygerOfTheWynd. "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!"
"Boy, someone sure has no manners," Deana says coming in to join the fun. "I think she needs to be taught a lesson on those, forget about not writing more chapters."
*Deana shrinks back seeing evil looks come her way from everyone*
"Okay. Maybe not," Deana says. "Yo! Toss those keys over here!"
Everyone then joined in on a little game of monkey-in-the-middle.
"I hate being in the middle!" Lenni whines. "I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!"
"Tough luck," sss979 laughs. "You're just gonna have to live with it."
"That's not fair!" Lenni pouts.
"Kiddo, like is never fair," Splinter puts in, then turns to Machias. "Think it's almost time to deliver the whopper?"
"Almost," Machias says. "We're getting there, but need everyone here first for it to work properly.
"Hey Lenni!" ButtercupJewel calls suddenly appearing out of nowhere. "What's the capital of Texas?"
*Lenni stops running* "Hmm. It's either Dallas or Austin. Dallas?"
"No! It's Austin, you Dummy!" ButtercupJewel says. "And don't you forget it!"
"Sorry," Lenni apologizes. "I knew it was Austin, but was thinking Dallas."
"Sure you were," ButtercupJewel says glaring at her.
"Arista Niara, I-hope-FF.Net-burns-in-hell, and Sailor Vegeta, all reporting for duty Machias," Arista Niara says leading her two friends over to where Machias and Splinter were sitting watching everything. "Sorry we're late. We picked Michaelangelo up a pizza."
"Pizza?" Michaelangelo says popping up behind them. "Where?"
"Kitchen," I-hope-FF.net-burns-in-hell replies. "Better get it before someone else does or it goes cold Mikey."
With that, Michaelangelo disappeared not to be seen for awhile (or at least until his pizza was gone).
"Hey!" Raphael cries. "What the hell's going on here?"
*Lenni looks over only to find him tied up and being placed before her and smirks slightly*
"My one turtle bound and gagged," Lenni says as they put a gag on him. "My one favourite turtle bound and gagged."
"Mmm!" Raphael says against the gag glaring at her. "Mmm!"
*Lenni shrugs* "Sorry Raph. But they once asked which one of you I'd want, and I said you."
"Hey, I thought this was torture Lenni day, not torture Raph," Leonardo says once he spots Raphael tied up. "Let me guess, it's both now, right?"
*Everyone smirks*
"I' soon to be added to the list if I don't butt out, right?" Leonardo asks.
*More nods*
"See ya!" Leonardo says running off.
"It's time!" Machias says loudly. "Tie her down!"
*Everyone scampers to tie Lenni's feet together, then her wrists*
"Wha.what's going on?" Lenni asks nervously.
"Bring out the stuff!" Machias orders.
*Splinter wrings hands anxiously*
*Load of BSB stuff hauled in*
"We're hitting you where it hurts most," Machias smirks.
"You.you wouldn't," Lenore says, eyes wide.
"We would!" Everyone replies.
"Hmm. Let's see. What do we have here?" Splinter says. "Rights to all your fave stars, the rights to own BSB, concert tickets, backstage passes, Brian's hat. Ah, yes, here we go, the keys to their travel trailers."
*Lenni's jaw falls open*
"You're bullshitting me?" She says.
"Nope. No bullshit here," Splinter says. "All this and more, could be yours, IF you write us some more chapters."
"No frigin' way," Lenni says.
"Yes, frigin' way," Machias says. "Splinter, toss those keys here."
*Splinter tosses keys over*
"You want these Lenni? Do you?" Machias taunts, jingling them.
*Lenni nods eagerly*
"Get your ass over here then," Machias orders.
*Lenni hops over to stand before Machias*
"You still have writer's block?" Machias asks.
*Lenni shakes head no*
"Honestly!" Machias snaps.
*Lenni hangs head & mumbles* "Yes."
"So I can hear you!"
"Yes, Machias," Lenni admits.
"You want these, you'll have to work for them," Machias tells her, holding the keys up higher. "C'mon now. Jump."
"Jump?" Lenni repeats.
"You hear me!" Machias retorts. "Jump!"
*Lenni jumps & tries to grab them with hands tied*
"Hahahahaha!" Everyone laughs, then begin to taunt her by singing. "Everybody. Yeah. Rock your body. Yeah. Everybody, rock your body right. Backstreet's back, alright! Oh my God we're back again."
"Machias!" Lenore whines. "Gimme those damn keys!"
"Nuh-uh," Machias says shaking her head and raising them even higher over her head, as Splinter smirks. "No way girl."
Suddenly they hear a voice that wasn't supposed to be heard at all.
"ENOUGH!"
*Everyone looks only to find Master Splinter standing there with his walking stick looking quite angry*
"What is the meaning of this?" Master Splinter demands. "Tell me now!"
*Everyone looks at Machias*
"Lenni has yet to give us another chapter, Sensei," Machias answers. "We're making her pay for it. Raph too."
"Lenni, is this true?" Master Splinter asks.
"Hai, Sensei," Lenni replies.
"You should be ashamed," Master Splinter says, not indicating whom he was referring to.
*Everyone hangs their heads*
"Lenni, come here," Master Splinter orders.
*Lenni shuffles over slowly, as her feet are still tied*
"You know how I feel about people who do not finish what they start and keep others waiting in the process," Master Splinter scolds. "It is very disrespectful."
"Sorry Sensei," Lenni says quietly, hanging her head. "But I've writer's block. There's not much I can do 'bout that."
Master Splinter sighs. "You know the punishment for that."
"But Sensei!" Lenni cries. "They were torturing me! Isn't that considered worse? Shouldn't you be scolding them?"
"Do not ever question me! You know better than that!" Master Splinter snaps, his eyes raging with a bit of fury. "You shall suffer the consequences of that as well now.
"But." Lenni tries, but realizes it's too late, and let's her shoulders slump.
*Master Splinter bends her over some & pulls her jeans down so everyone can see her Chipmunk underwear*
*Everyone snickers at her underwear*
*Lenni feels tears coming to her eyes, & blinks a few times*
*Master Splinter begins to spank her repeatedly*
Lenni sands up, with tears streaming down her face once he'd finished. "I'm sorry I disappointed you, Sensei."
*Michaelangelo enters room only to hear her words*
"What's going on? Why's Lenni crying?" He demands, eyeing the room. "Dammit you guys! You promised you wouldn't take it this far!"
"Oh, well," Machias shrugs. "We did. Problem?"
"Yeah, I've a problem," Michaelangelo retorts. "You tied Raph up for no reason and made Lenni cry all 'cause she has a case of writer's block."
"Evil. Just evil. Just plain old evil, I tell you!" Michaelangelo yells after a short moments pause.
*Michaelangelo turns on Master Splinter*
"And Sensei, I can't believe you'd get mad at her for something as stupid as that!" He says. "I always thought you were more understanding, but I guess not!"
"Do not talk to me in that tone, Michaelangelo!" Master Splinter rejoins sternly. "Or I will take you over my knee as well."
"Go right ahead and do whatever you damn well please," Michaelangelo says untying Lenni. "But stop making the Kid cry."
"Mmm!" Raphael tries.
"And for Pete's sake, untie Raph already!" Michaelangelo says. "The guy's losing air!"
"But." HexAdecimal begins, only to be cut off.
"I thought at least some of you were decent, but I now see that I was wrong," Michaelangelo cuts in.
*Donatello & Lana enter*
"Whoa. What happened in here?" Donatello queries.
"A Let's-Make-Lenni-Cry-For-No-Good-Reason torture session," Michaelangelo tells him. "Dammit! Even Master Splinter was in on it!"
"Where's Leo?" Lana asks.
"Right here Kiddo," Leonardo says picking her up.
*Raphielle unties Raphael*
"Wanna go for some ice cream?" Donatello asks Lenni.
*Lenni nods*
"Raph, make sure they clean this shit up," Michaelangelo tells his older brother in red.
"No problem Mikey," Raphael smirks. "You've got the right person for the job."
"I know I do," Michaelangelo says, lifting Lenni into his arms. "Oh, and Sensei, you help too."
"I will do nothing of the sort!" Master Splinter says. "You are to respect me, not treat me like dirt."
"You're a rat, rat's love dirt and other filth," Michaelangelo says. "Here's your chance to roll in it."
*Master Splinter goes to whack Michaelangelo with his cane, but Donatello stops him*
"Sensei, leave him be," Donatello says. "He's right about you helping. You helped cause all this, so you can help clean it all up."
*Master Splinter glares at his sons*
"Oh! And listen to Raph!" Lana giggles, as Leonardo carries her out of the lair, with his two brothers at his side.
*Lenni sticks tongue out at them over Michaelangelo's shoulder*
"Suckers!" She called. "You'll have to wait even longer now 'cause y'all have pissed me off!"
*Raphael chuckles, then barks at them to get to work*
*Everyone begins to clean up, muttering the whole time*
"Uh. I'll take those," Raphael says, grabbing all the Backstreet stuff. "These need to be given to someone who deserves them."
*cartoon-drawer nods, thinking he's giving it to someone other than Lenore*
"Lenore will love me even more for saving these," Raphael thought smiling to himself. "I will be raised on an even higher pedestal than the one I was already on."
THE END!
A.N.: So. Did y'all like it? I hope so, considering I wrote it just for y'all. Do take notice of the fact that everyone WAS mentioned AT LEAST once AND had AT LEAST one line! You know how HARD that was??? Well, g2g now! Phew! That was damn hard 2 write! *wipes forehead* Adios! Plz R & R! KTBSPA & KTNTPA & KTACPA & KTJTPA & KTKCPA & KTCPA!!!!!
A.N.: Anytime Splinter from TMNT is mention, I'll say 'Master Splinter' and when I'm referring to 'Splinter' the reviewer, I'll just say 'Splinter', alright? Just thought I'd clear all that up. Also, whoever's only ever reviewed once is whoever shows up late. Hope y'all like it! Enjoy!
"Is everyone here?" Machias asks.
"Let's see," Splinter replies beginning to do a headcount. "There's TygerOfTheWynd, StAnS gOdDesS, Danceingfae, sss979, HexAdecimal, Mazza2869, Raphielle, Skully, Streetwyse, cartoon-drawer, and Lone Wolfette."
"That means ButtercupJewel, Arista Niara, Deana, I-hope-FF.Net- burns-in-hell, ziptango, Sailor Vegeta, Brinatello, and ShadowShock are late again!" Machias groans. "Jeez. What the hell do I have to do to make these people get their butts in gear and remember to be on time?"
Splinter shrugs. "Who knows. They're always late for everything."
"Even torturing Lenni for making us wait forever for a new chapter?" HexAdecimal says. "They've got to be crazy!"
"Did anyone even remember to get Lenni here?" Raphielle asks.
All the upset reviewers looked at one another.
"Uh-oh," says TygerOfTheWynd. "Machias is gonna blow a fuse."
They all looked at Machias and saw that TygerOfTheWynd was right.
"Machias, relax," Leonardo said coming over to where they stood in the lair and placing a hand on her shoulder. "Raph went to go get her. Considering he's her fave, we figured she'd come faster if he went and got her."
Machias smiled at him. "Good thinking Leo."
"Well, they don't call me the leader for nothing," Leonardo smirks.
"Forgetting to be modest today, are we now Leo?" Michaelangelo jokes.
"Shut-up Mikey!" Leonardo snaps before going off to practice.
Michaelangelo turned to the reviewers grinning. "See? He can be like Raph too!"
Sss979 spoke then. "Shh! I hear someone coming!"
They all hushed and soon enough Lenni and Raphael came into the lair playfully arguing about something, though, to anyone who didn't know them, it looked serious.
"QUICK!" Splinter yells. "GET HER!"
They all quickly attack Lenni, who is totally taken by surprise and winds up being easily captured.
"Haha!" They got you Lana laughs walking into the room with Donatello. "You're gonna get it now."
"Shut-up Lana!" Lenni yells. "I created you!"
"Nuh-uh!" Lana argues. "My parents did!"
"Augh!" Lenni says plopping down on the floor, as everyone else circles around her. "What do you guys want now?"
"A couple new chapters," Skully says.
"I told you guys, I'm working on it," Lenni sighs. "I had to slow down in order not to catch up to where I'd stopped writing."
"Maybe you shouldn't have stopped then," Streetwyse replies.
"I got writer's block, OK?" Lenni snaps. "It's not like y'all have never gotten it before!"
"Ooh. Grumpy, grumpy," cartoon-drawer laughs. "I'd say someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
"Or been hanging around Raph too long," Leonardo jokes.
"Hardy har har," Raphael says. "You care to take this outside Bro?"
"Go ahead and try," Leonardo challenges.
"Guys, we're trying to get Lenni to write not make it so you guys can kill one another again," Lone Wolfette pipes up. "Now either calm down or leave us to do our solemn duty."
"Oh, great," Lenni mumbles. "They said 'solemn'. I gotta be in for it."
Mazza2869 smiles. "You'd better believe it girl."
"Yeah," StAnS gOdDesS agrees. "You're toast."
"Let the torture begin!" Machias orders. "Donnie, I'd advise you to take Lana outta here."
"C'mon Lana," Donatello says.
"But I don't wanna!" Lana whines. "I wanna watch 'em torture her!"
"Lana, do you like people seeing you get punished?" Donatello asks.
"No," Lana states simply.
"Well, then?" Donatello says.
"Ugh! Fine!" Lana says taking his hand and going off into the sewer with him.
"Oh, Lenni!" HexAdecimal calls.
Lenni looks over.
"Take this!" HexAdecimal yells, throwing a mango in her face.
"Hey!" Lenni cries. "You're wasting perfectly good mangos!"
Just then HexADecimal, Streetwyse, and Skully all throw mangos at her.
"Ahh!" Lenni screams, running to catch them. "My mangos! My precious mangos!"
Her torturers snicker.
"Hey Lenni!" TygerOfTheWynd calls. "Catch!"
Lenni turns only to find a pineapple flying at her head.
"MY PINEAPPLE!" Lenni shrieks. "YOU'RE GONNA KILL IT!"
Somehow she managed to catch the pineapple, unlike she had the mangos, and place it safely on the ground next to her.
"Please don't throw any more of my precious fruit," Lenni begs. "Please don't."
Just then Ziptango, Brinatello, and ShadowShock enter the lair.
"Hey guys!" They shout. "Sorry we're late! Had a run in with April!"
Everyone, Lenni included, shudders.
"We miss anything?" ShadowShock asks.
"Just her chasing after flying fruit," cartoon-drawer laughs. "Sadly she missed all but the pineapple."
"Oh, Lenni!" Ziptango calls. "Lookie what I got!"
Lenni looks over only to see Ziptango waving an Official Jonathan Taylor Thomas leather jacket.
"Ohmygod!" Lenni gasps. "I've been looking everywhere for one of those!"
"Come and get it then," Ziptango says, with an evil smile. "If you can catch me."
Lenni then proceeds to chase after Ziptango, while the occasional bit of spaghetti is thrown at her.
"Ick!" Lenni cries, as spaghetti and a meatball hit her in the face. "Who threw that?"
Brinatello giggles and waves. "Me."
Suddenly some flew by Ziptango, almost landing on the jacket.
"AHH!" Lenni screeches. "DON'T WRECK THE JACKET!"
"What will you do for us not to wreck it?" Danceingfae asks, grabbing it from Ziptango and holding it over a big pot of spaghetti and meatballs. "Hmm?"
"Anything!" Lenore screams. "Shoe shines, laundry, a new chapter!"
"That's better," Danceingfae says, taking the jacket away from the pot.
"Hey Lenni!" TygerOfTheWynd says. "Look! Keys to the chocolate factory!"
"Ah! Chocolate!" Lenni yelps, charging at TygerOfTheWynd. "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!"
"Boy, someone sure has no manners," Deana says coming in to join the fun. "I think she needs to be taught a lesson on those, forget about not writing more chapters."
*Deana shrinks back seeing evil looks come her way from everyone*
"Okay. Maybe not," Deana says. "Yo! Toss those keys over here!"
Everyone then joined in on a little game of monkey-in-the-middle.
"I hate being in the middle!" Lenni whines. "I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!"
"Tough luck," sss979 laughs. "You're just gonna have to live with it."
"That's not fair!" Lenni pouts.
"Kiddo, like is never fair," Splinter puts in, then turns to Machias. "Think it's almost time to deliver the whopper?"
"Almost," Machias says. "We're getting there, but need everyone here first for it to work properly.
"Hey Lenni!" ButtercupJewel calls suddenly appearing out of nowhere. "What's the capital of Texas?"
*Lenni stops running* "Hmm. It's either Dallas or Austin. Dallas?"
"No! It's Austin, you Dummy!" ButtercupJewel says. "And don't you forget it!"
"Sorry," Lenni apologizes. "I knew it was Austin, but was thinking Dallas."
"Sure you were," ButtercupJewel says glaring at her.
"Arista Niara, I-hope-FF.Net-burns-in-hell, and Sailor Vegeta, all reporting for duty Machias," Arista Niara says leading her two friends over to where Machias and Splinter were sitting watching everything. "Sorry we're late. We picked Michaelangelo up a pizza."
"Pizza?" Michaelangelo says popping up behind them. "Where?"
"Kitchen," I-hope-FF.net-burns-in-hell replies. "Better get it before someone else does or it goes cold Mikey."
With that, Michaelangelo disappeared not to be seen for awhile (or at least until his pizza was gone).
"Hey!" Raphael cries. "What the hell's going on here?"
*Lenni looks over only to find him tied up and being placed before her and smirks slightly*
"My one turtle bound and gagged," Lenni says as they put a gag on him. "My one favourite turtle bound and gagged."
"Mmm!" Raphael says against the gag glaring at her. "Mmm!"
*Lenni shrugs* "Sorry Raph. But they once asked which one of you I'd want, and I said you."
"Hey, I thought this was torture Lenni day, not torture Raph," Leonardo says once he spots Raphael tied up. "Let me guess, it's both now, right?"
*Everyone smirks*
"I' soon to be added to the list if I don't butt out, right?" Leonardo asks.
*More nods*
"See ya!" Leonardo says running off.
"It's time!" Machias says loudly. "Tie her down!"
*Everyone scampers to tie Lenni's feet together, then her wrists*
"Wha.what's going on?" Lenni asks nervously.
"Bring out the stuff!" Machias orders.
*Splinter wrings hands anxiously*
*Load of BSB stuff hauled in*
"We're hitting you where it hurts most," Machias smirks.
"You.you wouldn't," Lenore says, eyes wide.
"We would!" Everyone replies.
"Hmm. Let's see. What do we have here?" Splinter says. "Rights to all your fave stars, the rights to own BSB, concert tickets, backstage passes, Brian's hat. Ah, yes, here we go, the keys to their travel trailers."
*Lenni's jaw falls open*
"You're bullshitting me?" She says.
"Nope. No bullshit here," Splinter says. "All this and more, could be yours, IF you write us some more chapters."
"No frigin' way," Lenni says.
"Yes, frigin' way," Machias says. "Splinter, toss those keys here."
*Splinter tosses keys over*
"You want these Lenni? Do you?" Machias taunts, jingling them.
*Lenni nods eagerly*
"Get your ass over here then," Machias orders.
*Lenni hops over to stand before Machias*
"You still have writer's block?" Machias asks.
*Lenni shakes head no*
"Honestly!" Machias snaps.
*Lenni hangs head & mumbles* "Yes."
"So I can hear you!"
"Yes, Machias," Lenni admits.
"You want these, you'll have to work for them," Machias tells her, holding the keys up higher. "C'mon now. Jump."
"Jump?" Lenni repeats.
"You hear me!" Machias retorts. "Jump!"
*Lenni jumps & tries to grab them with hands tied*
"Hahahahaha!" Everyone laughs, then begin to taunt her by singing. "Everybody. Yeah. Rock your body. Yeah. Everybody, rock your body right. Backstreet's back, alright! Oh my God we're back again."
"Machias!" Lenore whines. "Gimme those damn keys!"
"Nuh-uh," Machias says shaking her head and raising them even higher over her head, as Splinter smirks. "No way girl."
Suddenly they hear a voice that wasn't supposed to be heard at all.
"ENOUGH!"
*Everyone looks only to find Master Splinter standing there with his walking stick looking quite angry*
"What is the meaning of this?" Master Splinter demands. "Tell me now!"
*Everyone looks at Machias*
"Lenni has yet to give us another chapter, Sensei," Machias answers. "We're making her pay for it. Raph too."
"Lenni, is this true?" Master Splinter asks.
"Hai, Sensei," Lenni replies.
"You should be ashamed," Master Splinter says, not indicating whom he was referring to.
*Everyone hangs their heads*
"Lenni, come here," Master Splinter orders.
*Lenni shuffles over slowly, as her feet are still tied*
"You know how I feel about people who do not finish what they start and keep others waiting in the process," Master Splinter scolds. "It is very disrespectful."
"Sorry Sensei," Lenni says quietly, hanging her head. "But I've writer's block. There's not much I can do 'bout that."
Master Splinter sighs. "You know the punishment for that."
"But Sensei!" Lenni cries. "They were torturing me! Isn't that considered worse? Shouldn't you be scolding them?"
"Do not ever question me! You know better than that!" Master Splinter snaps, his eyes raging with a bit of fury. "You shall suffer the consequences of that as well now.
"But." Lenni tries, but realizes it's too late, and let's her shoulders slump.
*Master Splinter bends her over some & pulls her jeans down so everyone can see her Chipmunk underwear*
*Everyone snickers at her underwear*
*Lenni feels tears coming to her eyes, & blinks a few times*
*Master Splinter begins to spank her repeatedly*
Lenni sands up, with tears streaming down her face once he'd finished. "I'm sorry I disappointed you, Sensei."
*Michaelangelo enters room only to hear her words*
"What's going on? Why's Lenni crying?" He demands, eyeing the room. "Dammit you guys! You promised you wouldn't take it this far!"
"Oh, well," Machias shrugs. "We did. Problem?"
"Yeah, I've a problem," Michaelangelo retorts. "You tied Raph up for no reason and made Lenni cry all 'cause she has a case of writer's block."
"Evil. Just evil. Just plain old evil, I tell you!" Michaelangelo yells after a short moments pause.
*Michaelangelo turns on Master Splinter*
"And Sensei, I can't believe you'd get mad at her for something as stupid as that!" He says. "I always thought you were more understanding, but I guess not!"
"Do not talk to me in that tone, Michaelangelo!" Master Splinter rejoins sternly. "Or I will take you over my knee as well."
"Go right ahead and do whatever you damn well please," Michaelangelo says untying Lenni. "But stop making the Kid cry."
"Mmm!" Raphael tries.
"And for Pete's sake, untie Raph already!" Michaelangelo says. "The guy's losing air!"
"But." HexAdecimal begins, only to be cut off.
"I thought at least some of you were decent, but I now see that I was wrong," Michaelangelo cuts in.
*Donatello & Lana enter*
"Whoa. What happened in here?" Donatello queries.
"A Let's-Make-Lenni-Cry-For-No-Good-Reason torture session," Michaelangelo tells him. "Dammit! Even Master Splinter was in on it!"
"Where's Leo?" Lana asks.
"Right here Kiddo," Leonardo says picking her up.
*Raphielle unties Raphael*
"Wanna go for some ice cream?" Donatello asks Lenni.
*Lenni nods*
"Raph, make sure they clean this shit up," Michaelangelo tells his older brother in red.
"No problem Mikey," Raphael smirks. "You've got the right person for the job."
"I know I do," Michaelangelo says, lifting Lenni into his arms. "Oh, and Sensei, you help too."
"I will do nothing of the sort!" Master Splinter says. "You are to respect me, not treat me like dirt."
"You're a rat, rat's love dirt and other filth," Michaelangelo says. "Here's your chance to roll in it."
*Master Splinter goes to whack Michaelangelo with his cane, but Donatello stops him*
"Sensei, leave him be," Donatello says. "He's right about you helping. You helped cause all this, so you can help clean it all up."
*Master Splinter glares at his sons*
"Oh! And listen to Raph!" Lana giggles, as Leonardo carries her out of the lair, with his two brothers at his side.
*Lenni sticks tongue out at them over Michaelangelo's shoulder*
"Suckers!" She called. "You'll have to wait even longer now 'cause y'all have pissed me off!"
*Raphael chuckles, then barks at them to get to work*
*Everyone begins to clean up, muttering the whole time*
"Uh. I'll take those," Raphael says, grabbing all the Backstreet stuff. "These need to be given to someone who deserves them."
*cartoon-drawer nods, thinking he's giving it to someone other than Lenore*
"Lenore will love me even more for saving these," Raphael thought smiling to himself. "I will be raised on an even higher pedestal than the one I was already on."
THE END!
A.N.: So. Did y'all like it? I hope so, considering I wrote it just for y'all. Do take notice of the fact that everyone WAS mentioned AT LEAST once AND had AT LEAST one line! You know how HARD that was??? Well, g2g now! Phew! That was damn hard 2 write! *wipes forehead* Adios! Plz R & R! KTBSPA & KTNTPA & KTACPA & KTJTPA & KTKCPA & KTCPA!!!!!