Dear Diary,
Hey pal, I haven't written to you in a while. Sorry, I was really busy. Things have been hectic around here. I had to save my dad from a near tragic tractor incident. Luckily he'll survive with minor injuries to the head. I wish he wouldn't drink and drive.
Anyways, I saw Lana today. She got her hair cut real nice. It makes me envy Whitney all the more. Maybe if I had dreamy eyes like him, she'd date me too. I wrote a song just about her.
Lalalalala, I have special alien powers,
And I'd buy you flowerrrrrrrs,
That would never die,
Cause I don't wanna see you cryyyyyyyy lalalalalalalaLana,
Why don't you pick meeee?
You don't need that Whitney!
Look into MY dreamy eyes,
You'd be looking into summer skies, lalalalaLANA
Sigh, that's pretty good.
Unfortunately, I bumped into Chloe today. I "accidentally" dropped my chap stick, so she could add it to her 'Clark shrine'. I saw her shrewdly put it in her purse. I pretended not to notice.
My mom is putting me on a new diet. She calls it the "stronger bones for a stronger boy" plan. I think she's going to sign me up for wrestling and place a few bets. Could help money problems around here, but I know she'll just spend it on a new porcelain reindeer figurine.
I found a strange note in my locker today. I'll copy it down.
" Clark, I know where you live. You can't hide from me. I watch you from around the corner, but you never notice me. Soon you will though. Until then, yours truly, STALKER"
Hmm…I wonder what that means. I've been thinking about it all day. What do you think dear diary? I wish you could answer. I have so many questions. Like, what should I wear tomorrow? I want to impress Lana.
~Clark looks through his closet with his X-ray vision~
Hmm…would Whitney wear the blue shirt with the flannel jacket? Probably not, he's too spiffy for that. Oh well, if I spend enough time on my hair, she won't notice my farmer clothes.
I have confession to make, diary, I lied today when Lex asked me if he looked bald. Is that evil?
I signed up for a bird watchers class at school. It starts next week. I can't wait! I've already bought my binoculars and camouflage suit; I'm ahead of the game!
Well, that's all for now dear diary. Take care, friend,
Clark