But it isn't fair! Why did they have to do this!?Ugh! Don't they have laws for this!?

I'm sorry,what was that? What am I complaining about?Well, its simple.

So I walked into the Big Donut, and went to the Cookie Cat freezer. When I looked inside there were no Cookie Cats. In fact, the freezer wasn't even on. So I asked Katie(the clerk) what happened to all the Cookie Cats, and guess what she told me.

"Cookie Cat has been discontinued,"she says. And then I overreact,because it is a BIG deal.

"NOOOOOOOOO! This can't be happening! This must be a dream!" I turn over and look at Larry(the guy stocking items) "Larry, Larry!"and then I start tugging at his leg. "Larry, Please tell me I am dreaming!"

He gives me a rude look and shoves me off his leg. Harrumph! This is not how you treat a lady! And then he says "Get off me! Can't you see I'm stocking!?" Ugh! He didn't have to be so rude about it.

And then Katie says, "I'm sorry, Stephanie, I guess they just stopped making them."

Then I nearly screamed to the top of my lungs. "Stopped making them!? Why would they stop making Cookie Cat!? They are only the most delicious ice cream snack in the known universe!?"

Then Larry points at the Lion Lickers' fridge and says,"I guess your wimpy ice cream couldn't compete with lion lickers." Oh, Larry, must you be such a douche?

Now I am all mad and I scoff and say,"Lion Lickers!? But nobody even likes them! They don't even look like lions! Ugh! Kids these days, I'll tell you what." I felt like a bull getting ready to charge!

Then Larry decides he wants to be an even bigger douche and says,"If you want your precious ice cream back so badly, Why don't you make some with your magic wrist." I was seriously getting ready to punch his face in.

"That isn't how it works, Larry!…I think." Is it?

Then Katie politely asks me,"Why don't you try something else? We have plenty of items to choose from."

Now I feel bad and I say,"No, Katie, Cookie Cat is the only snack for me,"and then I hug the freezer. She doesn't notice right away. "Well if you change your mind, let me—" Now she notices. And then when all the fuss was over, they let me keep the freezer. I'm still pretty steamed,though. So literally right this second, I am on my way home with the freezer in a pull wagon.