Percy's P.O.V

I sat on the worn out couch, Annabeth beside me. On the floor infront of us sat Thalia, Nico, and Leo. On the other couch were Piper and Jason. We were all talking because there was an ad on, but when the WHEEL OF FORTUNE music came back on we were silent.

Ding Dong! "I'll get it, kids." my mom called from the kitchen.I heard the lock open and then my mom's yelp.

I jumped up from the couch and dodged my friends on the floor.

"What's wro-" I was cut off when I realized who was at the door. There infront of me stood Zeus, Hades, and Zeus and Hades wore buisness man suits, Ares was dressed like a biker thug. Typical Ares.

" Uh, welcome , Lord Zeus, Hades, and Ares..." my mom mumbled. I could see this was not what she had expected on Saturday afternoon.

"Mrs. Jackson, we need to talk Perseus Jackson to Olympus." announced Zeus in a high, scratchy voice. Odd.

"Why?" asked Annabeth clearly suspicious.

"None of your business, little girl!" spat Hades, in a throaty voice. I turned and looked at Nico, Jason and Thalia to see if they had any clue of what was going on, because their parents were here. They just shrugged clearly just as confused as the rest of us.

"Come on, punk!" growled Ares. Atleast, he sounded liek himself. Piper spoke up breaking the silence.

"All I can say is, you aren't getting him without a fight!" she dashed into the kitchen and came back with a whisk, a knife, a spatula, a cheese grater, 2 packages of eggs and 2 packages of vinegar and baking soda. I grabbed the whisk and charged Ares while Annabeth took the knife and attacked Zeus. Piper and Leo began to stir the bowl with baking soda and vinegar and surprise attached Hades with it.

" Aaaah!" cried out Hades. Spatula in hand, Nico cameas backup for me and with cheese grater Thalia backed up Annabeth. Jason took the eggs and strarted egging all three gods. When the fell down a puff of smoke erupted. Instead of Zeus and Hades their were Ares' sons: Thantos and Deimos. All of stood their, including mom who had apparently fled then returned.

"Ahem." said Annabeth.

"Well, the truth is, you little brats, we were here for the punk, but I said we could intimidate you easily if they thought my sons were one of the big three." answered Ares. The three got up. All three were covers in foam and eggs and they smelled like vinegar.

"So, are you going to leave?" asked Nico.

Ares smirked," Of course not." and with that he grabbed my shoulder and the four of us dissolved. That's all I remember before I passed out.