It was just another day of business for recent Hogwarts graduate Marcus Flint. Unbeknownst to him the escaped convict Sirius Black thought this would be the perfect day to go wardrobe shopping. While walking down the alley Sirius out of the corner of his eye caught a glimpse of what appeared to be a rather sharply dressed young woman lingering on the street corner.
"Damn, she is hot", he thought.
She was wearing a pair of black, stiletto boots with fish net stockings wrapped around her well defined and muscular lets. Her dress which left little to the imagination, accentuated her broad shoulders and buff arms. She turned to face him, her platinum blond hair falling to frame her rather masculine face with somewhat troll-like features.
"Huh" thought Sirius, "That's not a lady, that's a dude!" But he thought for a moment and came to the realization "I'd still tap that."
Meanwhile Marcus Flint, hearing his words, sauntered over to where Sirius was standing.
"Hey there sexy, looking for a good time?" said Marcus. As Sirius considered his offer a strange thought occurred to him, this man looked familiar.
"Hang on, didn't you go to Hogwarts a few years ago? You played Quidditch, for Slytherin. I remember seeing you play against my Godson, Harry Potter."
"Well times have been hard sir, even with repeating the sixth year and all, I didn't have enough O.W.L.s. I wasn't qualified for a regular job. My other choice was Quidditch, but the only spot I got offered was on the Chudley Cannons and we haven't been doing well. There's not enough to support the team, so other measures had to be taken."
Sirius thought about this for a moment and said: "Well, if it's for the Cannons I suppose I can help you out. My Godson's best friend Ron is a big fan."
And then they done had sex.
THE END