A/N: I have to! I just do! Lol.
Disclaimer: iNoOwniCarly. Dear Lewbert, As your mother, I feel like I have an obligation to love you. So, I say I do...in public. But you know what I really feel. You know what you really are. You know you're an awful, sad little man. I remember the day you were born. Unfortunately, no amount of alcohol supressed that awful memory. When the nurse first gave you to me, I prayed that you weren't my baby. I even told the nurse, "That's not my baby." hoping they would take you back. They didn't. I promise you one day you will die. Hopefully not by my hand, but if the opportunity comes, I would seize it. Oh, by the way, I know it was you that left your dirty underwear on the couch. I'm fed up with you, Lewbie. I'm starting not to love you anymore. I really hate that I love you, but I only love you because your my son. I promise you, when I get the chance to kill you, I'll do it. That's a threat. From, Your loving mother. . P.S. You'll find all your things packed up in boxes when you get home. They'll be on the porch. Get out. I'll give you a 5 minute head start, but you know how good of a shot I am, and that we have a sniper rifle in the closet. A/N: I just had to! I was watching iHurt Lewbert today, and this popped into my head. I was already in a good mood today because I learned what my Christmas present's going to be. I walked in while she was ordering it on the computer. : ] Hugs and Bugs, Smileyface.