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Olympus rocks: A Camp Rock Parody
Just a idea I came up with while watching Camp Rock. It will have some differences from the movie.
All rights go to Rick Riordan & The Camp Rock crew…
Warning : Multiple POV switch.
-POSIEDON-(POST GIANT WAR)
As I strolled through Olympus, I had to admit, that Annabeth kid really did a marvel to Olympus. I crossed the big statue of my son, Percy, Riptide lifted high, just after the Giant war.
I heard a faint voice … singing. I sneaked up past the gossiping Nymphs to the common dining pavilion (which is weird for there is a piano there) [You see The Nymphs have a not so secret crush on me] where I heard the voice, said voice was beautiful, like the angels descending from heaven (WHICH IS WIRED BECAUSE HE IS TECNICALLY IN HEAVEN. GET IT OLYMPUS=HEAVEN.).
'Do you know what it's like
To feel so in the dark
To dream about a life
Where you're the shining star
Even though it seems
Like it's too far away
I have to believe in myself
It's the only way
This is real, This is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me'
The singing abruptly stopped, I went in, "Hello?" I ask "Anybody here?" there was nothing there but a wooden piano with a note book on it. I picked up the book, but I dropped it not wanting to peek into other people's stuff. Though I did notice a grey 'A' on the cover.
-ATHENA-
I sneaked around to the Dining pavilion, I sat at the Piano. Taking out my song book I started singing while playing the Piano…
'Do you know what it's like
To feel so in the dark
To dream about a life
Where you're the shining star
Even though it seems
Like it's too far away
I have to believe in myself
It's the only way
This is real, This is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me'
I heard the rustling of leaves, and stopped. I rushed out the door before anyone could see me, especially Poseidon. Sigh. Poseidon, if only he knew how I felt. I don't actually hate him, quite the opposite really. I sighed again
I had by then gotten out of the pavilion. I reached for my book Damn it, I left the book on the Piano.
-ZEUS-
I was sitting in the throne room with nothing to do, when Apollo came up to me,
"Hey dad" he said "Can I ask you something?"
I guestured for him to go on, "Can we like have a music contest or something, we don't have anything to do right now anyways?"
I thought for a while "Okay, when shall we host it?" I asked
"uhhh… in a week if you like" I nodded.
"HERMES!" I called for the messenger god. When he arrived I told him what to do. I told him to post a few bulletin boards all over Olympus. He nodded and flashed out.
Hmmm. 'OLYMPUS ROCKS' catchy…
-HERMES-
I sighed Can't a guy catch a break, I heard Poseidon's laid back voice ring in my head, "Hey Hermes, I have a favor to ask you" he said, "There's this singing I heard, it was just dazzling. Could you help me find the girl"
I mentally fist pumped the air, finally something fun…
I spread the word of 'the voice' Poor Poseidon, has to listen to hundreds os singing Nymphs and goddesses. I like it..
I mentally chuckled
-POSIEDON-
Groan. Stupid, annoying nymphs. Ahh this headache.
-ATHENA-
My sister, Artemis walks up to me, "Hey why don't you try to see if you have 'the voice?" she asks "what? No. it can't be me" I say.
"Everybody, please assemble in the Amphitheatre. THIS IS THE TIME ROCK! Olympus rocks begins in five days. Today is random singing thing." Apollo blared through the speakers.
I shrugged "C'mon, Let's go"
I made my way to the Amphitheatre,
It was completely decorated, Aphrodite was standing on the stage wearing a glittering top.
"Everyone, Aphrodite" Apollo said moving off the stage
'I'm too cool for my dress, these shades don't leave my head
Everything you say is so irrelevant
You follow and I my lead, you wanna be like me
But you're just a wannabe, love it or hate it
I can't help the way I am
Hope you don't misunderstand
But I'm too cool, too cool
Yeah, I'm too cool to know you
Don't take it personal, don't get emotional
You know it's the truth I'm too cool for you
You think your hot but I'm sorry you're not
Exactly who do you think you are?
Can't tell you what that you haven't got
When we walk into the room I'm too cool for you
You're lucky I'm so nice, even I'm surprised
You are still allowed to be in my crew
I'll show you how it's done if you wanna be someone
Just watch me and you'll learn some
Me, myself and I agree
You'll never catch up with me
'Cause I'm too cool, too cool
Yeah, I'm too cool to know you
(From: .net)
Don't take it personal, don't get emotional
You know it's the truth I'm too cool for you
You think your hot but I'm sorry you're not
Exactly who do you think you are?
Can't tell you what that you haven't got
When we walk into the room I'm too cool for you
You see some are born with beauty, brains and talent
And they got it all
While others have to try all their lives
Still they never get the call
That's the difference between you and me obviously
I'm a natural, I'm the real deal
I can't help the way I am
Hope you don't misunderstand
But I'm too cool, too cool
Yeah, I'm too cool to know you
Don't take it personal, don't get emotional
You know it's the truth I'm too cool for you
Too cool, too cool
Yeah, I'm too cool to know you
Don't take it personal, don't get emotional
You know it's the truth I'm too cool for you'
"Wow, she's good" I muttered as the crowd cheered
Time skip
I went to the Dining pavilion (hey, even Goddesses need to eat). Everyone were already there, I walked over to Artemis. Aphrodite who was walking tripped on Artemis' legs, "Oh, I'm so sorry" then looking at Aphrodite she continued, "Well actually, I'm so not"
Aphrodite turned, but not before dropping noodles on Artemis, "Hey, You did that on Purpose". Aphrodite just replied, "Doesn't matter anything makes that outfit better…" She dropped more noodles on her "see".
Artemis threw her food on Aphrodite, Aphrodite returned the favor. "Guys stop" I say trying to break the fight but only ended up getting noodles all over me…
Time Skip
I walked around Olympus, with nothing to do when Poseidon called me aside He had a Guitar strapped across his shoulder,
"Hey Athena, Do you have a second?"I nod, he starts to play a tune…
'Everytime I think I'm closer to the heart
Of what it means to know just who I am
I think I've finally found a better place to start
But no one ever seems to understand
I need to try to get to where you are
Could it be, your not that far
You're the voice I hear inside my head, the reason that
I'm singing
I need to find you
I gotta find you
You're the missing piece I need, the song inside of me
I need to find you
I gotta find you
Oh yeah
Yeah yeah
You're the remedy I'm searching hard to find
To fix the puzzle that I see inside
Painting all my dreams the color of your smile
When I find you It'll be alright
I need to try to get to where you are
Could it be, your not that far
You're the voice I hear inside my head, the reason that
I'm singing
I need to find you
I gotta find you
You're the missing piece I need, the song inside of me
I need to find you
I gotta find you
Been feeling lost, can't find the words to say
Spending all my time stuck in yesterday
Where you are is where I want to be
Oh next to you... and you next to me
Oh I need to find you... yeah
You're the voice I hear inside my head, the reason that
I'm singing
I need to find you
I gotta find you (yeah)
You're the missing piece I need, the song inside of me
I need to find you
I gotta find you
You're the voice I hear inside my head, the reason that
I'm singing
I need to find you (I need to find you)
I gotta find you (I gotta find you)
You're the missing piece I need, the song inside of me
I need to find you
I gotta find you
Yeah, yeah... I gotta find you'
"Wow" Poseidon can sing "Well I heard this girl singing, and I played with some strings. I know it's not really that good but…" I cut him off, "no. It's good, Really good, And I don't lie" he smiles,an akward silence follows,
"Why are you looking at me like that" I blush, he shakes his head, "nothing
Time skip=Olympus Rocks
-3RD PERSON-
Apollo runs down the Amphitheatre, "OLYMPUS, WELCOME TO OLYMPUS ROCKS" He shouts through the mic. "The Judges are positions, I guess" Poseidon, Zeus and Hades wave"
Everyone cheers in response, "Alright" Apollo cuts off the cheers, "first we have, Percy, Jason, Nico and the Hasta la vista crew" it made sense as they were leaving demigod life to start a normal one…
'Yeah
It's your boy Jason
Yo
And the place to be
It's crazy
Come rock with me!
Couldn't wait to leave,
But now I hate to go
Last day of camp,
Packing my bags slow
Made so many friends,
Why does it have to end
In the end its a win,
Because we grown so close together
Remember when we first met,
First day
Figured this would be no fun,
No way
And now its time to leave, (leave)
But now we wanna stay, (stay, stay, stay, stay)
Oh!
Hasta la vista
I'm gonna say goodbye to you
Whatever happens I'll be cool with you
Wanna give me your number I'll call ya
Promise I won't forget ya
Hasta la vista
We'll all be going separate ways
Say everything you didn't say
This is your moment, before you go
Come on now get up and show them
Keep doing your thing, thing, thing
Keep doing your thing, thing, thing
(And I'm gonna do my thing)
There's so much inside of me
There's so much more I just want to be
All the things I've seen, obviously I'm inspired
Got love for all the friendships I've acquired
Everybody put a hand up, put a hand up, hey, hey, hey Everybody put a hand up, put a hand up and say hey, hey, hey
Hasta la vista I'm gonna say goodbye to you
Whatever happens I'll be cool with you
Wanna give me your number I'll call ya
Promise I won't forget ya
Hasta la vista
We'll all be going separate ways
Say everything you didn't say
This is your moment, before you go
Come on now get up and show them
Keep doing your thing, thing, thing
Keep doing your thing, thing, thing
Keep doing your thing, thing, thing
Keep doing your thing, thing, thing
H-A-S-T-A
(La Vista)
H-A-S-T-A
(La Vista)
Hasta la vista
I'm gonna say goodbye to you
Whatever happens I'll be cool with you
Wanna give me your number I'll call ya
Promise I won't forget ya
Hasta la vista
We'll all be going seperate ways
Say everything you didn't say
This is your moment, before you go
Come on now get up and show them
H-A-S-T-A
(La Vista)
H-A-S-T-A
(Hasta La Vista)'
The crowd erupted in cheers, "Now give it up for the girls with the 'it' factor. Whatever 'it' is, The IT GIRLS"
'Wake up when will things be good enough for you to see
All that we can be
I'm sick of playin' games and actin' like we never care
That we're never there
We pay attention for only seconds
Look at you, look at me
There's never any us, can't you see?
All we can become we can shine like the sun
If we believe that 2 stars are brighter than one
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at you
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at me
Listen the way we feel is not just about you or me
It's the harmony, just give in
'Cuz together we'll be brighter than any star, a work of art
We'll make the sky bright, we'll light it, you and I
Look at you, look at me
There's never any us, can't you see?
All we can become we can shine like the sun
[ From: .net ]
If we believe that 2 stars are brighter than one
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at you
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Is it too much to ask that you put us first, oh?
I feel like we're last in the universe
And that's not where we oughta be
Look at you, look at me
There's never any us, can't you see?
All we can become we can shine like the sun
If we believe that 2 stars are brighter than one
Look at you, look at me
There's never any us, can't you see?
All we can become we can shine like the sun
If we believe that 2 stars are brighter than one
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at you
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at me
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at you
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at me'
Aphrodite stumbles and trips, she runs away crying.
"Well I guess this is the Official end of…" he was cut off by the sound of music "Huh?"
Athena walks in to the stage, a mic in her hand…
'I've always been the kind of girl
That hid my face
So afraid to tell the world
What I've got to say
But I have this dream
Right inside of me
I'm gonna let it show, it's time
To let you know
To let you know
This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me'
Poseidon gasps, "that's it the voice" Hades looks unimpressed "ya think"
'Do you know what it's like
To feel so in the dark
To dream about a life
Where you're the shining star
Even though it seems
Like it's too far away
I have to believe in myself
It's the only way
This is real, This is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me'
Poseidon picks up a mic,
'You're the voice I hear inside my head'
Athena looks at him
'The reason that I'm singing
I need to find you, I gotta find you'
Both start to walk down the platform towards each other
'I need to find you, I gotta find you
You're the missing piece I need
The song inside of me
I need to find you, I gotta find you
This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me'
By now their faces were inches apart
'Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me
You're the missing piece I need
The song inside of me (this is me)
You're the voice I hear inside my head
The reason that I'm singing
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in'
Their hands moved in their own and gripped each other's
'No more hiding who I want to be
This is me'
The crowd erupted in cheers,
"Alright the winner of the first ever Olympus rocks is… Pallas Athena and Poseidon"
The crowd eruptd in even louder cheers, Unknown to them Athena and Poseidon Were holding hands not unknowingly but willingly.
And that is it the epic Finale of Olympus Rocks, though it is also the beginning
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-PCAKADJCOUT & TGF