A Thin Line between Love and Hate; An Unusual South Park Story

Prologue: Ready For Change.

Hey guys, I'm Karma Broflovski, Or as my parents named me when I was born, Elizabeth Karma Broflovski. My gosh I hate my first name. So just call me Karma okay? I see you're giving me that curious look so let me stop this little brain fart right now, yes I am related to Kyle Broflovski hence why I am on my way to South Park, Colorado. I'm going to live with him, Ike, my Uncle Gerald and my bitch of an Aunt Sheila Broflovski.

Why you ask?

Well my parents died in a car crash a while back and their will read that my Uncle and bitch Aunt get me until I'm eighteen, and seeing as my aunt wont live in the city or let me live off my million dollar inheritance in a huge house by myself, I have to move to their house in south park instead of Staying In New York With My Friends.

I don't see a point in that.

I'm sixteen years old, I've practically been living on my own since I was ten (not that she knows that) but shouldn't I get a say on whether or not I want to live with them? Don't get me wrong I Have nothing against my uncle, I've always had a soft spot for Ike, and Kyle and I were born on the exact same day so of course I love him, but I can't stand Sheila.

Why? Well there are many reasons really.

For one thing she's a bitch, over protective and crazy, I mean when Kyle and I were nine she tried to kill Terrence and Phillip and almost brought the world to an end; who does that? I mean really just because her son saw an R-rated movie and started cussing at school, you start a war with Canada? Okay that's not psychotic at all. Any way she's also not tolerant about anything, but what bugs me most is she enforces the eating habits of a true Jewish person.

Kosher, kosher and more kosher.

So I'm guessing she's not going to tolerate my no kosher, EVER, diet.

Well she's going to have to because I am not eating that shit, unless it's noodle Kugal or any Kugal really because Kugal is about the only thing kosher I will eat, and if she doesn't like it I'll just have to be sneaky about it, but back to Kyle. I think their house is a block and a half from here, I didn't tell them I got an early flight and was coming to live with them at nine at night a week early, so I highly doubt they are expecting me. Now Kyle is my cousin and like I said earlier we were born on the same day, we both have red hair, (mine is less frizzy then his is) green eyes, good looks, but I have a lot of qualities he has, that he doesn't know he has. So as I stay here I've got one goal for my stay here and that's to help him discover who he really is, and maybe he can help me discover who I am if I don't already know. I'm all for change as long as it's not too much.

Well there's the house I better go but I hope you have a nice time doing what you do, maybe you should stick around and see what happens it could be fun.

Later loves, XOXO Karma.