Agent (insert name here): I have an important mission for you. Please try as hard as you can to enjoy this. Even if it stinks worse than Prussia's dirty laundry. :D (this is my first story I've ever written that isn't for a grade in school, so hopefully I'll get bear with me, ok?)
Sealand's eyes widened as he looked around the room. "Whoa," he whispered under his breath. He was in the conference room, where the World Meeting was held. Since he had arrived early, none of the countries were there yet. A smile spread across his face. "Since nobody's here..." He ran around the room with his arms spread out. "WHEE!" He yelled, giggling. Suddenly, he felt one of his outstretched arms smack into something, making him fall down (quite loudly.) He winced and slowly rose off the ground. Looking around, he found what he must have run into-a huge, intricate vase, which was wobbling and threatened to fall over. Sealand gasped and wrapped his small arms around the vase, trying to keep it from falling. The vase was bigger than him, though, and he was struggling to keep it up. The door to the conference room opened with a SLAM! "Who the bloody hell is making all the noise?" England yelled, storming into the room. Sealand jumped, startled and fell on top of the vase, smashing it into pieces all over the floor. Quickly he spread his body over the broken bits of the vase. England walked over to Sealand. "Why the heck are you here, Sealand? And why are you lying on the floor?" Sealand sat up, pushing the vase shards behind him hastily. "U-um... I'm here because I want to be, desu yo!" "What is that behind you?" England looked over Sealand. When he saw the remains of the vase he moaned. "Crap! Of ALL the vases in this room, why did you have to break that one?" Sealand smirked. It was obvious that England valued the vase, which made him happy that he broke it. "I can see you liked the vase, desu yo! I'm glad I broke it, then!" England glared at Sealand. "You little-" "What's going on, aru?" asked China, walking into the room. England looked over at China. "Sealand broke the Genderbend Vase!" he said. China had a confused look on his face. "What's that, aru?" ('Story time,' Sealand whispered.) England took a deep breath and launched into his story. "It was a dark and stormy night, and I was preparing a wicked spell that I would use to take over the world..." "Just get to the point, desu yo!" Sealand snapped. "Okay, fine," England grumbled. "That vase is special. I did a Genderbend spell that would permanently turn anyone into the opposite gender, but since I couldn't think of who I wanted to use it on I used it on the vase. Now that the vase is broken, the spell has escaped, and will affect other people!" China winced. "That's not good..." Sealand thought.
So, that's it! Sorry it was so short. I'll post more when I get 2 reviews! ^ ^