Hi, mortal's.I am Loki, God of Mischief and I'm here to tell you It's not easy being Thor's brother. That's why every morning I eat a bowl of Loki Charms. Loki Charms are filled with lots and lots of sugar for those kids with ADD/ADHD. There are five different shaped marshmallows in this teeth breaking cereal. If you buy this now you can get a free Tesseract, to mind control all your friends into doing your chores, unless they have no heart, which narrow it down to 2 people. So buy Loki Charms now and feel the mischief, you Mewling Quim's.
Loki Charms may cause mouth to freeze, hair to grow longer, eyes changing color, sibling hate, and insanity.