AKATSUKI ; ASK , DARE
Hidan : PinketteBitch Doesnt own Naruto or not liable of any injuries cause of the story
Pinkette : what was that bitch?? *growls and throws kunai beside hidans neck*
Hidan : No-noth-nothing at all
Pinkette : Hello This is Akatsuki ; Ask , Dare
Pein : Until When will we do this Ask, dare anyway ??
Pinkette : Until i turn to kakuzu's age
Deidara : *Jaws Drops * THAT IS GONNA BE PRETTY LONG !! Hm.
Kakuzu : IM NOT THAT OLD YOU FOOL !
Deidara : *sarcasm * Yeah. yeah .. your very young. Hm
Tobi : Tobi thinks kakuzu is a grouchy old man ! And tobi is a very good boy!
Madara : a useless old geezer .
Everyone : *stares at tobi * useless what??
Tobi : Tobi said Kakuzu San is not a useless old geezer !! And tobi is a very good boy!
Pein : Okay lets stop fighting about Kakuzu's oldness and back to pinkette's explaination about this ask , dare crap
Hidan : WHY THE (beep) DID YOU REMOVE THE (beep)ING SWEAR
Kakuzu : Is it just me or do you guys hear a beep
Konan : That beep is to cover hidan's cussing
Pinkette : well said konan ...okay sooo .. ask and dare is an interactive crap .. the reviewers can ask you or make you do anything *evil laugh *
Akatsuki(except for tobi and konan) : a-any-thing
Tobi : YAY!?
Konan : Yep . anything .. from gay questions to deadly stunts
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Added Scene :
"Akatsuki Dares"
Pein : Pinkette you have to join this since your the host
Deidara : Yeah it will not be fair , Hm.
Pinkette : Okay . Okay .. *mumbles : Geezers *
Pein : I will start .. No complaining.. JUST DO IT RIGHT AWAY ..or zetsu .. will eat you..
Konan : STOP EXPLAININ AND START DARIN
Pein : Geez .Sasori I dare you to Gaara's office and Do what you did in sapphire chans 'fic
Sasori : You mean mirror him?
Pein : *nods quietly *
~In Suna~
Sasori : *pops infront of gaara and mirror's him perfectly *
Gaara : O.o
Sasori : O.o
Gaara : What do you want freak!
Sasori : What do you want freak! * is mirroring gaara perfectly *
Gaara : *girly Shriek * MOMMY!!!
Sasori : * Disappears *
~Back to the chamber~
Sasori : *Appears back in *
Akatsuki : *bursts out laughing *
Sasori : Oh whatever. Pinkette Strip for the akatsuki
Konan : BIG PERV
Deidara : *eyes widens and Starts smirkin *
Itachi : * smirks . Smirk gets wider *
Kisame : * hits both of them with my big sword * PERVS
Pinkette : * strips for the damn akatsuki * Grrrrr * gives sasori the ' remind-me-to-kill-you-later' look *
Deidara : * Drools . Staring *
Itachi : * nosebleeds *
Hidan : *hits barbie and itachi with my scythe *
Deidara , itachi : *glares *
Pinkette : *puts on clothes * okay konan i dare you to answer my question truthfully !
Konan : What Question?
Pinkette : Who do you fantasize about ?
Akatsuki Boys(Except tobi) : * stops what theyre doing and stares at konan *
Konan : *blushes* pein..sama
Pein : * gets knocked out *
Konan : *blushes more * oka-
Orochimaru : Hello Boysss *weird ass snake thingy *
Pinkette : Who invited you pedo-rochi-fugly-maru?
Orochimaru : All akatssuuukiss are invited * more weird ass slythering *
Pinkette : Okayy.... GAMES OVER PEDO IS HERE -_-
Orochimaru : * sobs * WHY DO YOU HATE MEE ( question to reviewers )
Akatsuki + Pinkette : PUT A SOCK IN IT ( Hm)
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PS. Zetsu is not here cause he is busy pollinating
PS. I renew the story
PS. Sasuke , Karin , Suigetsu and the other person gets to go here -_-
PS. I will add a crappy next song for barbie(Dei) lol
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(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right
That's right
(That, that)
(That, that)
Backstage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
And tried to blow me away
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
So never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you're going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
Baby let me follow you down
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me all night
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, do me
(Guitar solo)
Ooh what a funky lady
She like it, like it, like it, like that,
Ooh he was a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
(That that) ya ya ya yya ya yya ya chit chit yaow
(That, that)
(That, that)
DEIDARA DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY .LOL