An insane poem raked from the depths of my mind. Based on Alice and Wonderland. Enjoy.
"Wonderland"
Welcome, welcome
To wonderland
With beaches of wood
And forests of sand
Where the skies are green
And the grass is blue
With goodies galore
For me and for you
Join the Hatter
For some afternoon tea
And end it with acid
Then share it with me
Then skip past the Lucky Charms man
And stumble into a lush green land
Where the catapiller sits up on his shroom
With a pipe packed with pot
Just waiting for you
And after you awake
From a much needed sleep
Go to the Cheshire
Who laughs while he weeps
And he dances, and crackles, and spins on his head
And offers you things that can leave you dead
Extasy, beer, and rich, fine, wine
Heroine with crack snorted up in a line
Then the colors swirl
As you dance all around
And you wake up in a rehab wearing a straightjacket
...Guess your fucked now