Me: Hello everyone! This is the sequel to mu other one shot, '50 Reasons Why I Am Better Than Athena' PLZ R&R!
Athena: Yes, please do. After all, it is a better story than the one about Barnacle Beard…I still can't forgive you for that!
Me: …Sorry…
Athena: You should be.
Me: GOING ON WITH THE STORY!
50 Reasons Why I Am Better Than Poseidon
I have written this very logical list because it was absolutely NEEDED to be written! So of course, I was generous and wrote this AMAZING list. Now excuse me, I have to go feed my owls.
~Lady Athena
1. Wisdom is much more useful than the sea.
2. Owls are just wonderful.
3. You don't see anyone writing amazing action stories about sea animals. Instead you see the wonderful series, 'The Guardians of Gahoole'.
4. 'The Little Mermaid' is a STUPID movie. Mermaids don't even look nice like in the movie.
5. Robes are better than beach shorts. Only bums and hobos wear those.
6. I am ATHENA!
7. All of my children enter the IV League plus 2 colleges.
8. And look where his idiotic son is.
9. I still don't approve of my daughter dating Barnacle Beard's son…
10. Owls are more fascinating than sea horses.
11. His ex-girlfriend was a MONSTER.
12. To be exact, MEDUSA.
13. I don't have any mutant relationships.
14. So take that Sea Man!
15. Neptune is a STUPID planet.
16. My children are EXTREMLY gifted.
17. Artemis prefers me to Poseidon.
18. I am on the good side of Zeus! Don't you DARE say that I'm a 'Daddy's Girl'!
19. Athena starts with and A!
20. A is better than P.
21. For many reasons…
22. A+…
23. Athena…
24. A++…
25. Athena…
26. Awesome…
27. Athena…
28. Blood type A…
29. Athena…
30. Amazing…
31. You don't see anyone with blood type P, do you?
32. That's what I thought.
33. I'm smart.
34. Mermaids are anything but peaceful-looking.
35. Poseidon is a hooligan.
36. His son takes after him…
37. My daughter saved Olympus!
38. With the small help of Kelp Brain's son…
39. But she did the most work!
40. She also figured out the prophecy!
41. She was the first one to get The Mark of Me!
42. Overall, she takes after me.
43. Which is, of course, a good thing.
44. My grey eyes strike fear into men and women's hearts!
44. Besides, who likes eyes with the colors of boogers and snot?
45. Not me!
46. Dumb blonde jokes were made because of Aphrodite's daughters!
47. What? You say I'm blaming her?!
48. Eh, forget it.
49. I am intelligent.
And for #50…
50. My owls won a fight over Poseidon's horses!
No, I was joking…
The REAL #50…
50. MY FATHER IS ZEUS!
See? It was completely true! Time to show this to the world! :D:D
I have altered this just a bit beacuse 'catspats31' gave me a teeny warning that this doesn't really count as a story so I added just a tiny bit. THANK YOU CATSPATS31! :D:D:D
Me: Hope that you liked that! Please R&R!
Athena: Listen to what she says!