author's note: this is my first fanfic guys, so be gentle! hope you guys enjoy reading this as much as I did writing it!
disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN FMA!!! although I wish I did! they all belong to Arakawa-sensei so don't sue!
Toddler Trouble:
Chapter 1: Ed and Al have become…TODDLERS!?
It was morning in Central when…
Hawkeye: Colonel! Major Armstrong is here to speak with you. Should I let him in?
Mustang: Yes, Lieutenant, you can let him in…
Armstrong comes in which causes pink sparkles to fly all over the place…
Mustang:startled by the sudden burst of light from pink sparkles in the dark office What is it Major Armstrong? I have lots of paperwork to do…
Armstrong: Sir, how can I explain this…You see, umm…
Mustang: Pls. make it quick, Maj. Armstrong…
Armstrong: Well, the Elric brothers have, have…turned into…into…whisperingtoddlers…
Mustang: mmhm…mmhm…signing papers…WHAT!?WHAT THE HELL!? WHEN!? WHERE!? HOW!?
Armstrong: umm…well you see…their bodyguards, Lt. Ross and Sgr. Brosh were looking for them and they found toddlers who greatly resembled the Elric brothers and they found Edward's pocket watch on one of the toddlers; then they were certain that it was the Elric brothers…
Mustang: so, what will happen to them?
Armstrong: The higher-ups have asked me to tell you that they want YOU to take care of the Elric brothers, since you're Ed's superior, until they find a way to fix them…
Mustang: WHAT!? they ask me to take care of 2 TODDLERS!?TODDLERS!?
Armstrong: yes…
Mustang: where are they?
Armstrong: they are right here…steps aside to show the 2 toddlers hiding behind him
There stood 2 toddlers staring wide-eyed at Mustang. Ed was a small boy with blonde hair and golden eyes while Al was ash blonde with grayish-green eyes. They looked so innocent with those big wondering eyes of theirs…
Mustang: so, how old are they?
Armstrong: well Ed is…he was cut off by a tiny voice
Ed: I'm 5!!!holding his little hand up to emphasize his pointwhile Al is…
Al: I'm…4…I'm 4…said it shyly with his head hung down
Mustang: so, Fullmetal, how are you?
Ed: who's Fullmetal, I'm Edpoints finger to himself Ed…
Mustang: Yes, I know, Fullmetal…
Ed: No, it's Ed, E-D, say it Mustang-guy, Eeed, come on, it's not that hard…Ed
Mustang:whisperedfine, pipsqueak…Ed, Al, happy?
Ed: Yes, and what's your name, Mustang-guy?
Mustang: My name is Roy Mustang…
Ed: oh… Woy's your name…
Mustang: No, it's Roy, Rrroy, can you say that?
Ed: Woy…Woy…Okie I got it!
Mustang:bangs his head on the deskwhy, why ME!?
Ed: Woy, why are you slamming your head on your table, is it fun? can I try it?starts banging his head on the side of the deskYour weird, Woy, slamming your head on the desk isn't fun, it hurts…starts rubbing his head
Mustang:you shouldn't show bad examples to these kids, Roy!...Roy was interrupted from his thoughts…by…
Ed: Woy…
Mustang: hmm…
Ed: can I call you "daddy"?
-TBC-
author's note- yay! cliffie! how will Roy react to Ed's request?
Find out in the next chappie… I promise I'll update really soon…
Read and Review! No flames please, leave that to Roy, constructive criticism welcome!
xoxo,
mustanghawkeye17