Earthheart: MMWHAHAHAHA, and welcome to the evil warrior cats matchmakers, where we give warriors the worst partners possible.
Berrytail: yes thank you earthheart, hehe, I'M WEIRD.
Gingerpelt: calm down dear, and first up Hawkfrost and Sandstorm, if you're wondering what happened to firestar, well, you decide by pressing that lovely "submit review" button down there, no? not even for this shiny penny.
hawkfrost and sandstorm come in with there tails twined
Sandstorm: ooh, hawkfrost, I never knew you could be so romantic.
Hawkfrost: all in good time my dear (quietly) one more step to taking over ThunderClan.
Berrytail: YAY ME!! (claps with her paws and does huge grin) I can make their kits weird.
(Earthheart knocks berrytail out with her own paw)
Gingerpelt: oi, quiet you.
Earthheart: lets see if they even MWAHAHAHAHA have kits.
Gingerpelt: shut up earthheart, your evil laugh's getting on my nerves.
Earthheart: MWAHAHAHA
Gingerpelt: stop it...
Earthheart: MWA... (earthheart is cut off by celotape being put round her mouth)
Gingerpelt: ok, hawkfrost, sandstorm, are you ready to go back to camp.
Hawkfrost and sandstorm: ready. (they walk out of the studio)
(paul o'grady theme tune comes on, and Tigerstar magically appears).
Tigerstar: and welcome to the MWAHAHAHAHA tigerstar o'grady show...
Gingerpelt: erm... Earthheart, you know what you said about tigerstar being your great, great, great, great,great... goes on for two hours...GREAT, grandad...
(At the thunderclan camp, berrytail, now conscious, earthheart, with her mouth un-celotaped, and Gingerpelt are hiding in the nursery.)
Demonkit: MWAHAHAHA, I will get these three imbeciles out of the nursery... ooh, butterfly.
Berrytail: ahh, so this is you kit is it earthheart.
Earthheart: yeah, why...
Berrytail: YAY ME! I can make him weird (Demonkit bites her tail) arrgh, my lovely berryish tail! Oh starclan save me.
Gingerpelt: SHUT UP, THE THREE OF YOU, WE'VE GOT A SHOW TO DO. Ahh, yes and welcome back to the evil warrior cats matchmakers, and now we see that sandstorm and hawkfrost have nicely settled in, we would've used secret cameras but we haven't got a very big budget, that's how we ended up using the Tigerstar o'grady studio, now lets look at what's happening.
Earthheart: and MWAHAHAHAA firestar's on the war path, oooh, this looks intresting, and no, demonkit, you can't put it on youtube, oooh, look out Firestar, hawkfrost's claws just went dangerously close to firestar's eyes their, urgh, eyeballs, kits, cover your eyes, split them up, split them up.
Demonkit: (quietly) youtube here I come, wait we don't have a computer, oh s#.
Daisy: arrgh, blood two much blood (faints).
Brambleclaw: Oh my, starclan, i thought I'd killed the b#.
The whole of thunderclan: ooh, eyeballs.
Hawkfrost: sweet juicy eyeballs.
Thunderclan: ...
Sandstorm: I'm not being mates with you, you, you, murderer.
Gingerpelt: err, sandstorm, firestar's not dead.
Sandstorm: ok then, you ,you I know, I've got it, BLINDER!
The rest of thunderclan: ...
Gingerpelt, earthheart and berrytail : ...
Tigerstar o'grady: MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Earthheart: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Thunderclan & others: ...