Broadcast #1: Testing 1, 2, 3...
It was late in the evening in the mystical land of Gensokyo, in a certain shrine as a certain shrine maiden sat rather uncomfortably on her seat cushion. To her right a drunken little oni-who clearly had one too many- was busy seeing the stars sparkling her glazed eyes; behind her, a lazy youkai who kept pinching her in a very inappropriate manner, and finally there was a magician to her right, who was beginning to wonder why she even agree to this.
A silver haired man sat behind a weird device he called a camera and was signaling the girls of something. The maiden didn't notice and was getting annoyed by the youkai's constant pinching.
One more pinch swore she was going to clean her clock.
The silver haired man sighed and tried to get her attention again but utterly failing, and it seemed as if they were all ignoring him, even the magician who was looking directly at him. He shrugged and began filming.
*Bam! The miko knocks out the youkai with hard right*
Rinnosuke: Reimu!
*Reimu turns to the camera*
Rinno: We're Live.
Reimu: Oh,...Um...Hello, to those Outside World and those watching in Gensokyo!
*Suika suddenly blocks the camera with her drunken face*
Suika: Whoooo~ Hey Yuugi! I'm on tele-*hic*
*Reimu quickly drags her out of the way*
Reimu: As I was saying...My name is Reimu Hakurei and the is the Hakurei hour!
Marisa:And this block of the show is known as...What are we calling the block again, daze?
Reimu: *whispers* I don't think this block has a name...
Marisa: Ohh...Well I suppose we should tell the people about the other blocks...
*A head appears out of thin air, popping out of what seems to be a table in front of Reimu
Yukari:Of course~
*Reimu violently shoves Yukari's head back into her portal*
Reimu: Yeah, as my co-host has mentioned, there are several blocks in this show, the first block taking place now. In this unnamed block we read fanmail and discuss various topics...
Marisa: The next block is The Aya Report! Where our reporter tengu tells us the various happenings goin' on in Aya Reports!, daze.
Yukari: Our next block stars...Tenshi as she reports the weather in Tenshi on the Weather! Exciting *monotone*
*Suika shouts something completely unintelligible*
Reimu: Right...As my other co-host has said after Tenshi's weather report we go on to Ask Team Nine-Ball.
Marisa: Where four idiots try to answer your questions...to the best of their ability.
Yukari: Hohoho~ Next up is the medical genius known as Eirin, who attempts to give you helpful advice with your many medical problems or answers to your medical and non-medical questions in...Dr. Eirin's Advice Corner~ Bet you can't guess where my hands are viewe-
*A blushing Reimu promptly smacks the youkai before she can finish her sentence*
Suika: And..Finamly *hic* Sheres Ve Simlight Founddary (The Midnight Boundary) gith the rovely...Miss Ran and her co-smost Chen *hic* Wese two...talk about...*hic*..I mean with marious fests...at the shiewer's rekest
*Suika spins around for a bit before falling out*
Yukari: Oh my I do hope the viewers understand that...
Marisa: So...What now, ze?
Reimu: I guess we show them the rules for mailing and...we cut off?
Marisa: Okay...*ahem*
Rules are as follows
Fan Mail
Name (Your name or just Anon):
Comment:(Keep it T-rated people)
Dare:(Ask the various hosts to do something ridiculous)
Ask Team Nine Ball
Name(Your name or just Anon):
Question:(You may make it host specific and ask each host a different question)
Dr Eirin's Advice Corner
Dear Eirin,
(Question, Concern goes here)
Sincerely, (your name or just Anon)
Example
Dear Eirin,
I'm having a hard time blah blah blah
Sincerely, Joe
The Midnight Boundary
Guest(s) Suggestion:
Dare: (Yes, You may subject our guest(s) and hosts to your cruel dares)
Main rules
1: Keep it T...(No measurement questions or don't ask 'those questions' either, seriously.)
2: Don't be too cruel with the dares, please?
3: Don't be so serious about these questions, we're a lax show, if it sounds stupid...We'll still read it!
4:Donate...(Not really)
5: Add a suggestion or two if you want no one's stopping you
Reimu: Good Job, Marisa! Now, Rumia!
*Everything darkens until it is pitch black*
Yukari: Now guess where my hands are viewers~
Marisa: I thought we agreed to keep this T-rated...But I am curious...
Reimu: Marisa! Quit encouraging her! Yukari, let me go!
Marisa: H-hey now, ze! Don't start grabbing on me!
Yukari: But I'm not touching you...
Suika: *hic* Honk honk *hic* Squishy magician
Marisa: What the hell?
Rinnosuke: Good night people...*mumbles*How is this going to last a season?
Authors Note: Not much comedy yet, though with some reviews/fan mail/ questions/ problems that could change...
Hopefully Yukari can keep that perving to a minimum next time FCC might have to get involved...