Author's Note: Because this couple has randomly grown on me: Renji x Yourichi! They shared one conversation in the manga! Obviously, that shows they're madly in love and made for one another!
Currently, three people inhabited the room. Yourichi was sitting down on her legs, sipping some tea with Urahara. On the other hand, Renji was napping on her lap after a hard day's training. It was at this point, Urahara picked to question their relationship.
"So, Yourichi, how are things with Abarai-kun?"
"Oh, they're good. He's a real go getter, and really kinky too."
"Right…well, I've been meaning to ask you this for awhile. What do you see in him?"
"I'm not sure. He's very determined, a lot like Ichigo and strong."
"Yes, but Ichigo's much stronger and more determined. So shouldn't you like him instead?"
"Maybe, but Ichigo is always grumpy and too much of a prude for me. Besides, I think he has a thing for Rukia too." At the mention of Ichigo and Rukia, Renji turned slightly on her lap. Urahara continued.
"But why Renji? He's crass, brusque, and looks odd." Renji shifted some more in Yourichi's lap.
"True but there's something about him. I don't know what exactly it is but I like it. And you know, I won't let up once I find something like this."
"You're as strange as ever, Yourichi." Urahara commented. That was enough for Renji.
"Oi, would you keep it down! I'm trying to take a nap here!" He snapped, before resuming hisnap on his girlfriend's lap.
Yourichi decided that was what she loved about Renji.
Urahara decided that there were some things he'd never understand.
Renji just wanted to catch some sleep.
Author's Note: This must be what is known as crack.