(Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto)
Naruto's bad joke
It was a summer morning, Naruto was watching Sasuke sleep. Naruto got his kunai ready to make it quick.
"HEY SASUKE!!" Naruto yelled as he blew a fart right in Sasuke's face as he opened his eyes.
Naruto quickly ran to the window and threw the kunai which had a rope attach to it. As he tried to swing out of the window to a nearby tree so he could jump up to the rooftops Sasuke grabbed Naruto by the belt.
"NARUTO!" Sasuke screamed as he threw Naruto to the ground and started punching and kicking him.
Later when Naruto escaped Sasuke's angry rampage he was sitting in a chair as Sakura handed him an ice pack to put on his eye.
"Naruto you idiot why did you do that when you know Sasuke doesn't like jokes" Sakura angrily.
"Not my fault he can get a joke, not like there is anything else to do." Naruto argued.
"Go write a book" Sakura said sarcastically
Naruto folded his arms and looked outside the window. There was a pause when Naruto started to jiggle.
"What's are you lau-" Sakura stopped early to plug her nose.
Naruto got up and jumped out the window before Sakura could get to him only to end up face to face with Sasuke again.
"What a lazy day, any one has anything else to do?" Naruto said when he noticed Sasuke's eye was red.
"no wonder your so angry" Naruto said before Sasuke started to beat him again.