Hi this is a Fred/ Hermy fic. they are personally my favorite. idk about you but yah. a couple responses and ill post the next one..

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter Characters or plot or anything like that, even though i wish i did.


Chapter 1- GROW UP!

"Hermione," I said, " I love you."

"B-b-but," Hermione stuttered.

"Shh!" I put my finger to her lips gently.

"But what about Ron?" Hermione asked looking flustered but with a subtle smile.

You see, I'm Fred Weasley, the greatest prankster Hogwarts has seen since the Marauders. My brother, Ron, fancies Hermione; in fact he has fancied her since 1st year. Hermione was by far the smartest girl Hogwarts has ever seen. With my charming good looks and dashing smile I can get any girl I want, besides Hermione, she takes more than a smile or good looks, it takes soul and heart. Sure, tons of girls fancy me, all them airheads in it for nothing than shagging. But Hermione is different. With her bushy brown hair and witty remarks, who wouldn't love her?

"Now Hermione," I replied sincerely," what would itty bitty Ronnikens do without you? Shall he parish? No! Ye aren't even dating. Hermione, you guys tried it for a while, will you ever be happy with Ron? Maybe he'll get a life once you get a snogging partner."

"Oh Fred!"

" You know I was only kidding, unless you wanted to."

"Fred! Can you control yourself for one minute?"

Now that's when I tackled her gently to the floor.

"That's why I love you!" Hermione said. Finally she admitted it!

"So about that snogging partner, eh?"

" You horny bastard! But of course!" Hermione screamed as she jumped on top of me. Hermione was already beginning to change. And for the better.

As our snog session was folding to a close, I started sliding my hands down to her lower back and into her pants. I didn't get very far until I got slapped.

"You Stupid prick! You were luck to snog me, but shag? Nuh-uh mister." Boy was she mad.

"Who taught you to snog so good?"

" You don't want to know." Hermione asked embarrassed.

" Oh yes I do, love."

"Umm…. Your brother."

" Who, George, you snogged George? Lettme attem'!!!"

"No, you dim-wit, Ron."

" EEEK! I have Ron germs!" I screamed sarcastically but seriously grossed out!

" Oh Fred, Grow up!"