In a place far from civilization lived a Man, his wife, and his two children. The childrens names were Ed and Al. They were bratty children, always eating their parents food. Eventually the parents began to hate the children for bringing the starvation on them.

One night they laid in bed when the woman asked her husband, "What should we do? We'll die if we don't eat! But they are growing boys and they need the food too."

"They are brats! They eat more food than their bodies could possibly consume! We will die unless we get rid of them! Tomorrow morning I'm going to take them out to the forest and leave them there!" The husband exclaimed.

"They are our children! I could never do that!"

"Then what do you want to do? Dine on rats? I don't!"

The children were up and one of the brothers said to the other, "They are going to get rid of us! You'll starve and I'll rust!"

"Oh shut up and help me reach that pop-tart up there!"
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That morning the man kicked the two children out of the house. He gave them only one can of Spaghettios, and took them to the forest which was conveniently placed behind their house.

"Stay here and die or what ever. I'm going to go eat." The man said.

The children walked around in the woods eating everything in site. Birds, wood, and rocks. They even ate Ed's old gym socks.
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It was twenty days later when Ed awoke to a noise.

"What was that?!" He yelled.

"It's your stomach."

"What do you mean?"

"It's cause you are starving."

"Well this noise is driving me crazy! Let's go to that house there!"

"What house?"

"The one that we've been staring at for the last ten days!"

The brothers walked up to the house and realised that it was made of cheese and beef and other products from a cow.

"I get the meat! You can have the gross stuff al."

So the brothers began to feast on the home until a woman kicked the door down, and walked outside holding a gardening hoe.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" The evil woman yelled.

"We're eating! Now get lost!" Ed said.

The woman picked up the children and pulled them into her home. She pulled out her waffle iron.

The younger brother asked, "What's your name?"

"Izumi."

"What are you going to do with that iron?"

"Gunna cook ya!"

Ed sprang up from his chair and felled the demon with an anti-climatict blow.

"This is boring. Let's go home!" Ed said.