Warhammer 40k vs. Any Anime part 1

By Hive Fleet Hellchain

This is my first FF, so please give a descent review

I do not own any of these Anime shows and or comics nor do I own Warhammer 40k which is property of Games Workshop.

In the universe of the 40k there is only war. Now let's see though simulations of battles who would win a fight lets start with Naruto of the show (well) Naruto vs. a Tyranid Lictor from 40k's Tyranids. Second round will be Shipo from the show Inyuasha vs. A Tau Fire Warrior from 40k's The Tau Empire

First Round

Referee – "Ok I want a clean fight no funny stuff you use what you took into the arena got it!"

Naruto – "Got it"

Lictor – a loud screaming sound (probably a yes)

Naruto – attacks Lictor with Ninja Stars, they bounce of the Lictor's Carapace (insect skin) armor Ping! ping! ping!

Lictor – is now very pissed off, then turns invisible, Naruto can't find it with any type of…

Naruto – Arrgg!! Blood sprays everywhere, Naruto drops to the ground dead, and the arena is a mess.

Lictor – Has now finished its attack and is now starting to absorbing Naruto's bio-mass.

End of First Round

Referee – "Well that one was a quickie ok well just let the remaining combatant clean this place up."

Second round

Referee – "Ok as I said before we will have a nice clean fight, not like the last round"

Shipo – "Ok I will keep it clean but I don't c y we have to fight"

Tau Fire Warrior – "Yes why can't we just settle our problems like rationale beings?"

Referee – "because the creator of the story said so, SO JUST SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!!!!"

A quiet stillness falls over the arena

Referee – "Begin the fight"

Shipo – uses Fox Fire at point blank range, it has no effect on the Fire Warrior.

Tau Fire Warrior – pushes Shipo way with his Pulse rifle and does no damage.

Shipo – repeats his first move, same effect.

Tau Fire Warrior – also repeats his move, same effect.

100 repeated moves later

Shipo – "can't we just be friends"

Tau Fire Warrior – "I agree"

They both walk up to shake each others hands, the Fire Warrior pulls off his protective glove

Shipo – "got ya $$hole" Shipo uses Fox Fire and incinerates the Fire Warrior.

End of Second Round

Referee – "well that was a turn around, I was falling asleep by the 75th repeated move"