Summary: Adult magazines and Momiji just don't mix. So what is Shigure up to?
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Notes: drabble
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Disclaimer: All of the characters used were created by Natsuki Takaya.
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Rambilng fix: So I felt like uploading something Furuba! Very fruity -glomps Momiji- and hopefully kind of funny! Had to upload something new, of course, so I dashed this out. Theere are probably lots of mistakes and misspellings. Sorry for that!
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Magazine 1/1
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"Where's Momiji?" asked Tohru.
Yuki frowned. "Now that you mention it... I haven't heard a trace of him for hours."
"Knowing the brat, he's in trouble right now," growled Kyo.
"Trouble?!"
"Never mind," Yuki said impatiently. "Let's go find him."
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The trio spread out around the house, calling for Momiji.
"Momiji?"
Kyou peeered into the hallway. Shigure was working, and he'd raise a storm if he was disturbed. But maybe his cousin had seen Momiji. It was worth a shot.
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"Now, if you take a look at this picture..." said Shigure.
Hmm, thought Kyou. Didn't sound like he was working. He pressed his ear against the door.
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"What does this do, sensei?" asked Momiji.
Shigure chuckeld. "Don't worry about that, Momiji. I think that device is too complicated for you to understand right now. I'll show you how it works when you're older."
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Kyou blinked. Did Shigure just say what he thought he said?
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"But sensei, the pictures are boring," said Momiji. "I'm more interested in that long stick. But I'm not sure what that does."
"You don't find naked women interesting?" asked Shigure.
Momiji shook his head. "Once you've seen one, they're all the same. Same goes for the naked men."
"Well," said Shigure, "you're more mature than I had thought. Maybe I should get a different book to show you."
"Aww, you're the best, sensei!" Momiji chirped. "I never would have gotten this far without you."
"Oh, I just showed you how the things work."
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Kyou heard a rustling of papers. "Well, maybe we should look on the internet..."
What the hell was Shigure doing?!
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"SHIGURE, YOU PERVERT!" he yelled, bursting into the room. "That's sick, that's just sick. That kid is already bad enough without you encouraging him!"
Shigure and Momiji paused to stare.
Kyou blinked. Momiji was fully dressed. So was Shigure. They were sitting at the desk, with papers spread out across the top. Papers...?
"Yes, Kyou-kun?" Shigure asked.
Kyou coughed. "Uuh, what... what are you two doing, Momiji?"
"Shigure-san is helping me with my project!" said Momiji. "I never liked European Renna-sauce art before, but he shows me all the techniques and it's much more interesting!"
"Renaissance," Shigure corrected.
"Oh." said Kyou.
"So," Shigure asked with a grin, "why did you come bursting in here calling me a pervert? Surely there's nothing wrong with an aid of schoolwork?"
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Yuki heard voices and walked towards the study.
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"Shut up, you damn dog," growled Kyo. He stalked out.
He ran straight into Yuki.
"What are you going on about, stupid cat?" asked Yuki, rubbing his head.
Shigure smiled. "I have no idea."
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A/N: So, what's the review? Was it funny? Or just bad (in both sense of the word)?